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    Submitted by Binders_of_Women on Jun 1, 13 at 10:55pm

    And alcohol doesn't bitch when you leave it in the trunk of your car overnight.

  • 57 71
    Submitted by firstisworst on Jun 2, 13 at 2:16am

    Things said immediately before coming out of the closet.

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jun 1, 13 at 5:53pm

    Alcohol has less mood swings and you only pay money before you have it.