thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
This is the high leading the old right now
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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