We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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