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  • She could be fisting him.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:32pm
  • whats what, in the butt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 11:26am
  • 12:21--real men make the pussy bleed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 12:27pm
  • 1:38, do your parents want to believe you're smart?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 1:41pm
  • no homo, but the butt is the way to go... Thank the Greeks for the Buttfucking

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 11:28am
  • you guys are retards, they're lesbians.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:16am
  • hahahahhaah.hahahahahah.hahhahah. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 10:27pm
  • July 9, 2009 11:28AM- Spartans actually invented butt fucking...homosexuality was encouraged amoung the troops...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 11:43am
  • shit like this WOULD happen in seattle! what whaaat

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 6:10pm
  • ahhhhhh ya, the pull out method.........aint nuthin better and as effective

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 11:55am
  • 12:27, that sounds amazing. where do i sign up?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 12:29pm
  • He may have meant that she can't get pregnant from her throat.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 11:55am
  • 11:31 pretty much my heroe.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 11:44am
  • yeah, getting fucked up the exit is gross...and i'm sure her parents are relieved to hear her daughter likes anal.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 1:05pm
  • wow, the first strap-on reference of the day. good on you--or in you--1:49

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 1:56pm
  • ^^^^^ I would say thats a little excessive 10 27. Nothing is THAT funny...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 11:00pm
  • u guys and ur asses. i believe he was saying that he uses the age old method of pulling out. 60%of the time it works everytime

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 11:49am
  • 1:56 you referenced the strap on. i just said she fucks him. dont read between the lines. i was thinking about veggies.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:13pm
  • Eh, I say crazy shit to my bf's parents all the time. I love shocking people. If he said this to my parents, I would think it was so funny I would LET him fuck me up the ass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 1:44pm
  • 12:15 - You keep believing that...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 12:18pm
  • nice reference there 11:49

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 11:57am
  • 12:15 probably has a problem with pissing on his balls. Any guy who is really packing does not speak about his cock size. The look on his ladies face is NUFF said.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 12:21pm
  • 12:21 said that 12:15 pisses on his balls...hahahahaha. HILARIOUS!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 12:44pm
  • Don't be a dummy. Spray on her tummy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 12:08pm
  • "The way I do it, girls don't get pregnant. Some boys end up walking funny though."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 12:02pm
  • so do you "do it" with your left hand or your right?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 11:38am
  • Spartans are Greek..whoever correcting that guy for saying Greek should take a step back..AND FUCK YOUR OWN FACE!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 12:36pm
  • ^look at this guy, telling people to get a life and then correcting to vs too, what a fucking loser

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 8:44pm
  • Yeah, picture 300 with fewer six-packs and more boy-man "mentorships"...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 11:45am
  • I'm sure they were very reassured knowing their daughter is getting buttfucked...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 11:27am
  • you guys are so fucking nasty. bleeding pussy? get a fucking life... and it's "to," not "too" you idiot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 5:29pm
  • does her parents want to know she got fucked

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 1:38pm
  • Self Face Fucking is awesome, right up there with midget tossing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 12:37pm
  • Yeah, this probably never happened.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 12:05am
  • Greeks, Romans... what about the Trojans?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 12:20pm
  • dont use carrots, he could die

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:35pm
  • 12:20 - You slip one of those on before you begin.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 12:33pm
  • 12:27 didn't i see you on dateline looking for bleeding pussy?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 4:17pm
  • she doesnt get pregnant because she fucks him, duh.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 1:49pm
  • this is from the movie waiting. really? nothing more original?

    Submitted by slygrrl on Nov 8, 10 at 1:13am
  • Think about it: if a dude said this about your daughter to you, you would be making sure he never fucked ANYTHING ever again. This is phoney baloney! (and milli vanilli).

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 12:27am
  • I'm usually too thick and wide for a woman to handle me in her butt. It hurts their colons and rectums even when I use lube. Too much crying and stretching--rather disturbing, actually.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 12:15pm
  • "Yes, Mr. Johnson, I am doing your daughter, but please do not worry 'cause my method of the nasty leaves her smiling but not pregnant. .....Yeah, I am sure. I'd like to explain it...to...ah, Mr. Johnson, wy do you have that shotgu......................................

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 12:53pm
  • 12:34 - Maybe he used a knife. . . or his fingernails? Not THAT hard to make it bleed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 12:36pm
  • 12:27 hasn't had pussy since pussy had him, and even then the pussy didn't bleed

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 12:34pm
  • 12:15-- We should get together and DP someone.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 12:21pm
  • hahaha...my ex pulled out for three years, i never got pregnant. my current pulled out for 5 days. and nine months later..."it's a boy" i'm going to guess that god really is good to humanity, and my ex is sterile.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 12:14pm
  • Pretty sure this guy never said this...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 12:45pm
  • SMOOTH MOVE EXLAX. Bet her parents were thrilled you came along..prince charming.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 11:32am
  • prettu sure i would have punched you in the face if I were her father. Then I would have taken you to a bar where they have midgets and we would have had a grand ole time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 11:31am
  • are u doing it wrong? =)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 3:22pm
  • This is such BS. I woulda killed you punk

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 11:10am
  • the text is prob real. Some jock douche trying to impress a friend. The notion that he said it to anyone's father is bullshit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:20pm
  • did u let them know it was from lots & lots of experience

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 12:14pm
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