i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
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She could be fisting him.
whats what, in the butt
12:21--real men make the pussy bleed.
1:38, do your parents want to believe you're smart?
no homo, but the butt is the way to go... Thank the Greeks for the Buttfucking
July 9, 2009 11:28AM- Spartans actually invented butt fucking...homosexuality was encouraged amoung the troops...
you guys are retards, they're lesbians.
shit like this WOULD happen in seattle!
ahhhhhh ya, the pull out method.........aint nuthin better and as effective
12:27, that sounds amazing. where do i sign up?
He may have meant that she can't get pregnant from her throat.
11:31 pretty much my heroe.
yeah, getting fucked up the exit is gross...and i'm sure her parents are relieved to hear her daughter likes anal.
12:15 - You keep believing that...
^^^^^ I would say thats a little excessive 10 27. Nothing is THAT funny...
u guys and ur asses. i believe he was saying that he uses the age old method of pulling out. 60%of the time it works everytime
1:56 you referenced the strap on. i just said she fucks him. dont read between the lines. i was thinking about veggies.
wow, the first strap-on reference of the day.
good on you--or in you--1:49
Eh, I say crazy shit to my bf's parents all the time. I love shocking people. If he said this to my parents, I would think it was so funny I would LET him fuck me up the ass.
12:15 probably has a problem with pissing on his balls. Any guy who is really packing does not speak about his cock size. The look on his ladies face is NUFF said.
Don't be a dummy. Spray on her tummy.
nice reference there 11:49
Spartans are Greek..whoever correcting that guy for saying Greek should take a step back..AND FUCK YOUR OWN FACE!
12:21 said that 12:15 pisses on his balls...hahahahaha. HILARIOUS!!!!!!!
"The way I do it, girls don't get pregnant. Some boys end up walking funny though."
so do you "do it" with your left hand or your right?
^look at this guy, telling people to get a life and then correcting to vs too, what a fucking loser
Yeah, picture 300 with fewer six-packs and more boy-man "mentorships"...
you guys are so fucking nasty. bleeding pussy? get a fucking life...
and it's "to," not "too" you idiot.
Self Face Fucking is awesome, right up there with midget tossing
I'm sure they were very reassured knowing their daughter is getting buttfucked...
does her parents want to know she got fucked
Yeah, this probably never happened.
what about the Trojans?
dont use carrots, he could die
12:20 - You slip one of those on before you begin.
12:27 didn't i see you on dateline looking for bleeding pussy?
she doesnt get pregnant because she fucks him, duh.
12:15-- We should get together and DP someone.
Think about it: if a dude said this about your daughter to you, you would be making sure he never fucked ANYTHING ever again. This is phoney baloney! (and milli vanilli).
"Yes, Mr. Johnson, I am doing your daughter, but please do not worry 'cause my method of the nasty leaves her smiling but not pregnant. .....Yeah, I am sure. I'd like to explain it...to...ah, Mr. Johnson, wy do you have that shotgu......................................
12:34 - Maybe he used a knife. . . or his fingernails? Not THAT hard to make it bleed.
12:27 hasn't had pussy since pussy had him, and even then the pussy didn't bleed
this is from the movie waiting. really? nothing more original?
I'm usually too thick and wide for a woman to handle me in her butt. It hurts their colons and rectums even when I use lube. Too much crying and stretching--rather disturbing, actually.
Pretty sure this guy never said this...
hahaha...my ex pulled out for three years, i never got pregnant. my current pulled out for 5 days. and nine months later..."it's a boy"
i'm going to guess that god really is good to humanity, and my ex is sterile.
SMOOTH MOVE EXLAX.
Bet her parents were thrilled you came along..prince charming.
prettu sure i would have punched you in the face if I were her father. Then I would have taken you to a bar where they have midgets and we would have had a grand ole time.
are u doing it wrong? =)
This is such BS. I woulda killed you punk
the text is prob real. Some jock douche trying to impress a friend. The notion that he said it to anyone's father is bullshit
did u let them know it was from lots & lots of experience