i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
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She could be fisting him.
whats what, in the butt
12:21--real men make the pussy bleed.
no homo, but the butt is the way to go... Thank the Greeks for the Buttfucking
1:38, do your parents want to believe you're smart?
you guys are retards, they're lesbians.
shit like this WOULD happen in seattle!
He may have meant that she can't get pregnant from her throat.
July 9, 2009 11:28AM- Spartans actually invented butt fucking...homosexuality was encouraged amoung the troops...
ahhhhhh ya, the pull out method.........aint nuthin better and as effective
12:27, that sounds amazing. where do i sign up?
11:31 pretty much my heroe.
yeah, getting fucked up the exit is gross...and i'm sure her parents are relieved to hear her daughter likes anal.
12:15 - You keep believing that...
u guys and ur asses. i believe he was saying that he uses the age old method of pulling out. 60%of the time it works everytime
^^^^^ I would say thats a little excessive 10 27. Nothing is THAT funny...
wow, the first strap-on reference of the day.
good on you--or in you--1:49
1:56 you referenced the strap on. i just said she fucks him. dont read between the lines. i was thinking about veggies.
Don't be a dummy. Spray on her tummy.
Yeah, picture 300 with fewer six-packs and more boy-man "mentorships"...
Spartans are Greek..whoever correcting that guy for saying Greek should take a step back..AND FUCK YOUR OWN FACE!
so do you "do it" with your left hand or your right?
Eh, I say crazy shit to my bf's parents all the time. I love shocking people. If he said this to my parents, I would think it was so funny I would LET him fuck me up the ass.
12:15 probably has a problem with pissing on his balls. Any guy who is really packing does not speak about his cock size. The look on his ladies face is NUFF said.
nice reference there 11:49
"The way I do it, girls don't get pregnant. Some boys end up walking funny though."
12:21 said that 12:15 pisses on his balls...hahahahaha. HILARIOUS!!!!!!!
I'm sure they were very reassured knowing their daughter is getting buttfucked...
^look at this guy, telling people to get a life and then correcting to vs too, what a fucking loser
12:27 didn't i see you on dateline looking for bleeding pussy?
does her parents want to know she got fucked
Self Face Fucking is awesome, right up there with midget tossing
what about the Trojans?
Think about it: if a dude said this about your daughter to you, you would be making sure he never fucked ANYTHING ever again. This is phoney baloney! (and milli vanilli).
Yeah, this probably never happened.
she doesnt get pregnant because she fucks him, duh.
this is from the movie waiting. really? nothing more original?
12:15-- We should get together and DP someone.
dont use carrots, he could die
12:20 - You slip one of those on before you begin.
I'm usually too thick and wide for a woman to handle me in her butt. It hurts their colons and rectums even when I use lube. Too much crying and stretching--rather disturbing, actually.
SMOOTH MOVE EXLAX.
Bet her parents were thrilled you came along..prince charming.
12:34 - Maybe he used a knife. . . or his fingernails? Not THAT hard to make it bleed.
you guys are so fucking nasty. bleeding pussy? get a fucking life...
and it's "to," not "too" you idiot.
12:27 hasn't had pussy since pussy had him, and even then the pussy didn't bleed
Pretty sure this guy never said this...
"Yes, Mr. Johnson, I am doing your daughter, but please do not worry 'cause my method of the nasty leaves her smiling but not pregnant. .....Yeah, I am sure. I'd like to explain it...to...ah, Mr. Johnson, wy do you have that shotgu......................................
prettu sure i would have punched you in the face if I were her father. Then I would have taken you to a bar where they have midgets and we would have had a grand ole time.
This is such BS. I woulda killed you punk
hahaha...my ex pulled out for three years, i never got pregnant. my current pulled out for 5 days. and nine months later..."it's a boy"
i'm going to guess that god really is good to humanity, and my ex is sterile.
are u doing it wrong? =)
did u let them know it was from lots & lots of experience
the text is prob real. Some jock douche trying to impress a friend. The notion that he said it to anyone's father is bullshit