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  • 58 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:32pm

    She could be fisting him.

  • 50 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 12:27pm

    12:21--real men make the pussy bleed.

  • 46 20
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 6:10pm

    shit like this WOULD happen in seattle! what whaaat

  • 51 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 1:41pm

    1:38, do your parents want to believe you're smart?

  • 46 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 10:27pm

    hahahahhaah.hahahahahah.hahhahah. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH.

  • 46 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:16am

    you guys are retards, they're lesbians.

  • 44 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 11:28am

    no homo, but the butt is the way to go... Thank the Greeks for the Buttfucking

  • 42 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 11:45am

    Yeah, picture 300 with fewer six-packs and more boy-man "mentorships"...

  • 45 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 11:26am

    whats what, in the butt

  • 48 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 12:08pm

    Don't be a dummy. Spray on her tummy.

  • 37 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 11:55am

    ahhhhhh ya, the pull out method.........aint nuthin better and as effective

  • 43 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:13pm

    1:56 you referenced the strap on. i just said she fucks him. dont read between the lines. i was thinking about veggies.

  • 44 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 11:55am

    He may have meant that she can't get pregnant from her throat.

  • 35 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 11:44am

    11:31 pretty much my heroe.

  • 44 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 12:29pm

    12:27, that sounds amazing. where do i sign up?

  • 39 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 12:21pm

    12:15-- We should get together and DP someone.

  • 38 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 4:17pm

    12:27 didn't i see you on dateline looking for bleeding pussy?

  • 38 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 12:44pm

    12:21 said that 12:15 pisses on his balls...hahahahaha. HILARIOUS!!!!!!!

  • 39 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 11:27am

    I'm sure they were very reassured knowing their daughter is getting buttfucked...

  • 35 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 1:05pm

    yeah, getting fucked up the exit is gross...and i'm sure her parents are relieved to hear her daughter likes anal.

  • 33 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 11:00pm

    ^^^^^ I would say thats a little excessive 10 27. Nothing is THAT funny...

  • 33 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 12:36pm

    Spartans are Greek..whoever correcting that guy for saying Greek should take a step back..AND FUCK YOUR OWN FACE!

  • 35 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 1:44pm

    Eh, I say crazy shit to my bf's parents all the time. I love shocking people. If he said this to my parents, I would think it was so funny I would LET him fuck me up the ass.

  • 34 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 11:43am

    July 9, 2009 11:28AM- Spartans actually invented butt fucking...homosexuality was encouraged amoung the troops...

  • 32 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 12:21pm

    12:15 probably has a problem with pissing on his balls. Any guy who is really packing does not speak about his cock size. The look on his ladies face is NUFF said.

  • 34 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 1:49pm

    she doesnt get pregnant because she fucks him, duh.

  • 35 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 11:38am

    so do you "do it" with your left hand or your right?

  • 36 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 8:44pm

    ^look at this guy, telling people to get a life and then correcting to vs too, what a fucking loser

  • 30 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 12:33pm

    12:20 - You slip one of those on before you begin.

  • 31 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 12:02pm

    "The way I do it, girls don't get pregnant. Some boys end up walking funny though."

  • 29 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 12:45pm

    Pretty sure this guy never said this...

  • 34 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 11:57am

    nice reference there 11:49

  • 33 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 3:22pm

    are u doing it wrong? =)

  • 27 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 12:20pm

    Greeks, Romans... what about the Trojans?

  • 31 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 1:56pm

    wow, the first strap-on reference of the day. good on you--or in you--1:49

  • 27 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 1:38pm

    does her parents want to know she got fucked

  • 31 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 12:05am

    Yeah, this probably never happened.

  • 33 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 12:18pm

    12:15 - You keep believing that...

  • 47 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 11:10am

    This is such BS. I woulda killed you punk

  • 32 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 11:49am

    u guys and ur asses. i believe he was saying that he uses the age old method of pulling out. 60%of the time it works everytime

  • 30 41
    Submitted by slygrrl on Nov 8, 10 at 1:13am

    this is from the movie waiting. really? nothing more original?

  • 29 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 12:53pm

    "Yes, Mr. Johnson, I am doing your daughter, but please do not worry 'cause my method of the nasty leaves her smiling but not pregnant. .....Yeah, I am sure. I'd like to explain it...to...ah, Mr. Johnson, wy do you have that shotgu......................................

  • 35 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 12:15pm

    I'm usually too thick and wide for a woman to handle me in her butt. It hurts their colons and rectums even when I use lube. Too much crying and stretching--rather disturbing, actually.

  • 28 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 12:34pm

    12:27 hasn't had pussy since pussy had him, and even then the pussy didn't bleed

  • 24 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 12:27am

    Think about it: if a dude said this about your daughter to you, you would be making sure he never fucked ANYTHING ever again. This is phoney baloney! (and milli vanilli).

  • 27 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 11:32am

    SMOOTH MOVE EXLAX. Bet her parents were thrilled you came along..prince charming.

  • 39 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:20pm

    the text is prob real. Some jock douche trying to impress a friend. The notion that he said it to anyone's father is bullshit

  • 24 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 12:37pm

    Self Face Fucking is awesome, right up there with midget tossing

  • 28 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 5:29pm

    you guys are so fucking nasty. bleeding pussy? get a fucking life... and it's "to," not "too" you idiot.

  • 32 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 12:36pm

    12:34 - Maybe he used a knife. . . or his fingernails? Not THAT hard to make it bleed.

  • 22 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:35pm

    dont use carrots, he could die

  • 22 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 12:14pm

    hahaha...my ex pulled out for three years, i never got pregnant. my current pulled out for 5 days. and nine months later..."it's a boy" i'm going to guess that god really is good to humanity, and my ex is sterile.

  • 23 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 12:14pm

    did u let them know it was from lots & lots of experience

  • 21 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 11:31am

    prettu sure i would have punched you in the face if I were her father. Then I would have taken you to a bar where they have midgets and we would have had a grand ole time.