i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
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She could be fisting him.
whats what, in the butt
12:21--real men make the pussy bleed.
no homo, but the butt is the way to go... Thank the Greeks for the Buttfucking
1:38, do your parents want to believe you're smart?
shit like this WOULD happen in seattle!
July 9, 2009 11:28AM- Spartans actually invented butt fucking...homosexuality was encouraged amoung the troops...
you guys are retards, they're lesbians.
ahhhhhh ya, the pull out method.........aint nuthin better and as effective
He may have meant that she can't get pregnant from her throat.
12:27, that sounds amazing. where do i sign up?
11:31 pretty much my heroe.
yeah, getting fucked up the exit is gross...and i'm sure her parents are relieved to hear her daughter likes anal.
wow, the first strap-on reference of the day.
good on you--or in you--1:49
12:15 - You keep believing that...
u guys and ur asses. i believe he was saying that he uses the age old method of pulling out. 60%of the time it works everytime
^^^^^ I would say thats a little excessive 10 27. Nothing is THAT funny...
Spartans are Greek..whoever correcting that guy for saying Greek should take a step back..AND FUCK YOUR OWN FACE!
nice reference there 11:49
Don't be a dummy. Spray on her tummy.
1:56 you referenced the strap on. i just said she fucks him. dont read between the lines. i was thinking about veggies.
Eh, I say crazy shit to my bf's parents all the time. I love shocking people. If he said this to my parents, I would think it was so funny I would LET him fuck me up the ass.
12:15 probably has a problem with pissing on his balls. Any guy who is really packing does not speak about his cock size. The look on his ladies face is NUFF said.
12:21 said that 12:15 pisses on his balls...hahahahaha. HILARIOUS!!!!!!!
so do you "do it" with your left hand or your right?
^look at this guy, telling people to get a life and then correcting to vs too, what a fucking loser
"The way I do it, girls don't get pregnant. Some boys end up walking funny though."
I'm sure they were very reassured knowing their daughter is getting buttfucked...
12:27 didn't i see you on dateline looking for bleeding pussy?
does her parents want to know she got fucked
Yeah, picture 300 with fewer six-packs and more boy-man "mentorships"...
she doesnt get pregnant because she fucks him, duh.
what about the Trojans?
dont use carrots, he could die
Self Face Fucking is awesome, right up there with midget tossing
Yeah, this probably never happened.
this is from the movie waiting. really? nothing more original?
Think about it: if a dude said this about your daughter to you, you would be making sure he never fucked ANYTHING ever again. This is phoney baloney! (and milli vanilli).
I'm usually too thick and wide for a woman to handle me in her butt. It hurts their colons and rectums even when I use lube. Too much crying and stretching--rather disturbing, actually.
you guys are so fucking nasty. bleeding pussy? get a fucking life...
and it's "to," not "too" you idiot.
12:20 - You slip one of those on before you begin.
12:15-- We should get together and DP someone.
12:27 hasn't had pussy since pussy had him, and even then the pussy didn't bleed
12:34 - Maybe he used a knife. . . or his fingernails? Not THAT hard to make it bleed.
SMOOTH MOVE EXLAX.
Bet her parents were thrilled you came along..prince charming.
hahaha...my ex pulled out for three years, i never got pregnant. my current pulled out for 5 days. and nine months later..."it's a boy"
i'm going to guess that god really is good to humanity, and my ex is sterile.
prettu sure i would have punched you in the face if I were her father. Then I would have taken you to a bar where they have midgets and we would have had a grand ole time.
"Yes, Mr. Johnson, I am doing your daughter, but please do not worry 'cause my method of the nasty leaves her smiling but not pregnant. .....Yeah, I am sure. I'd like to explain it...to...ah, Mr. Johnson, wy do you have that shotgu......................................
Pretty sure this guy never said this...
This is such BS. I woulda killed you punk
are u doing it wrong? =)
the text is prob real. Some jock douche trying to impress a friend. The notion that he said it to anyone's father is bullshit
did u let them know it was from lots & lots of experience