wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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