hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
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So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
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Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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