I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
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I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
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Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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