It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
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