Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
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you got that right, 12:53! i love this text.
WHY DO THEY POST SUCH GAYYY TEXTS FROM 541? seriously...i have submitted way better ish.
Work parties are very, very sucky because everyone you work with is busy being fake.
Dont ever send in texts.
Actually, a work day is 7.5 hours. Slacker.
6:09 i was totally thinking the same thing. hilarious!
How did this make it on the site? You're right 5:54 pm.
don't get how this made it on here? This is dumb
6:09 lol props for the office space quote--much more enjoyable than the actual text
Unless you work at night, this is not a TFLN.
Love that there is so many awesome texts from Oregon. :-) Represent!
5:54 YA RLY
or maybe they're a stripper. do strippers work 8 hour shifts?
Love this one! It's all about social awkwardness at work. Obviously sent by a middle-aged, overweight, hypersexualized, undersexed man with thick-rimmed glasses. Brilliant!
this is the worst fucking one ive read yet
I like work parties, except my co-workers usually show up.
Now Milton, don't be greedy, let's pass it along and make sure everyone gets a piece.
...Yeah, but last time I didn't receive a piece. And I was told...
... Just pass
6:09 took the words from my mouth...or fingers
"It's my birthday and I'll do what I want to
Fuck you it's my birthday!"
No kidding. Hate those office parties.
this is fucking dumb...what the hell is the selection process like in order to get this dumb shit posted?
6:09 I am in love with you
5:50, I think they meant the hour-or-so long party at work. Idiot.
Story of my life