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  • you got that right, 12:53! i love this text.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 1:05pm
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  • WHY DO THEY POST SUCH GAYYY TEXTS FROM 541? seriously...i have submitted way better ish.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 8:26pm
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  • Work parties are very, very sucky because everyone you work with is busy being fake.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 12:53am
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  • Dont ever send in texts.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 7:45pm
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  • Actually, a work day is 7.5 hours. Slacker.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 5:50pm
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  • 6:09 i was totally thinking the same thing. hilarious!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 12:16pm
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  • How did this make it on the site? You're right 5:54 pm.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 6:43pm
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  • don't get how this made it on here? This is dumb

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 6:21pm
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  • 6:09 lol props for the office space quote--much more enjoyable than the actual text

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 9:13pm
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  • Unless you work at night, this is not a TFLN.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 5:54pm
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  • Love that there is so many awesome texts from Oregon. :-) Represent!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 1:11am
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  • 5:54 YA RLY or maybe they're a stripper. do strippers work 8 hour shifts?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 5:58pm
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  • Love this one! It's all about social awkwardness at work. Obviously sent by a middle-aged, overweight, hypersexualized, undersexed man with thick-rimmed glasses. Brilliant!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 12:25am
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  • this is the worst fucking one ive read yet

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 12:02am
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  • I like work parties, except my co-workers usually show up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 6:18pm
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  • Now Milton, don't be greedy, let's pass it along and make sure everyone gets a piece. ...Yeah, but last time I didn't receive a piece. And I was told... ... Just pass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 6:09pm
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  • 6:09 took the words from my mouth...or fingers

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 6:09am
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  • "It's my birthday and I'll do what I want to Fuck you it's my birthday!"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 7:36pm
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  • No kidding. Hate those office parties.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 1:34am
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  • this is fucking dumb...what the hell is the selection process like in order to get this dumb shit posted?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 8:46pm
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  • 6:09 I am in love with you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 8:16pm
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  • 5:50, I think they meant the hour-or-so long party at work. Idiot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 5:53pm
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  • Story of my life

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 11:14pm
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