i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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