i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
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honestly i dont think you have. you're just upset is all. cheer up things will get better :)
Oh, I get it, it's funny because it mentions rock bottom.
~Fake Jeff (only because real Jeff didn't make it in time
You're crying at olive garden and that's rock bottom? Try sleeping in your car on Thanksgiving... Now that's rock bottom.
Jeez...that is some hateful shit
Everyone who writes "fake" on the texts from this site I hope you get aids! Who gives a fuck if it's fake?
Lucy D'agostino from UNC is a fucking bitch!
Why the fuck is this on here?!
AND THEN SANTA SHOWED UP AND TAPPED DAT BITCH SHIT NIGGAAAAA
Yeah and then I stuck mine in her ears, cause I have 2 dicks. I gave her an ear inFUCKtion
Why cuz u ate so much they cut you off from the endless soup salad and bread sticks u fat ass
Signed the jerk
It's not rock bottom unless the olive garden is located somewhere in Texas.
Then we took her small intestens and stuffed them in our ass holes and vomited them up on her to get her off.
Dear nov 26, 11:38. Did you know that half of wi area codes are 608 so obviously it doesn't mean ur in same city. U got to be sixteen with braces.
I had to go to my little sisters birthday party at Olive Garden once. I showed up twenty minutes late, and then puked three times in the bathroom, because I was hung over.
I would wax that ass til she show me what she workin with!
3:39 what sunset wouldn't let you in?
Yes you have you dumb FUCK. Who goes to oliv garden? You must be dumb.
The intelligence level of most of the posters on this text seems to be at rock bottom.
4:43, they're in Wisconsin. Worse than Texas.
Seriously? WTF tfln?!
No no you aren't at rock bottom. I think crying at an IHOP would be worse.
And I glazed them with her vagina juice and slapped that bitch till she sucked my dick
They are closed today liar!!!!
I think I just god dumberer from reading all this crap!!!!
Sell your iPhone or laptop and use it to rent an apartment. But that does suck. Go to church they ll help
NO, no you haven't. I witnessed a reception at a Marie Calendar's in Vegas. The bride was at least 8 months pregnant.
This makes me really sad because Olive Garden has always been a happy place for me.
Why are you crying?
You hit rock bottom as soon as you walked into olive garlden
That was not funny at all, 12:10....
And one logical post ends all of the idiocracy.
are you my sister? weeping with laughter?
And then we took the vomited small intestins and made her eat them WHILE SHE GAVE HEAD TO OUR DOG. YouTube video of the YEAR BITCH!
What, were they out of bread sticks or something?
Aweh. Madison? East or West side Olive Garden?
No bitch, crying at Taco Bell is rock bottom.
its depends what u ur crying about... if you were crying because you got fettucine instead of lasagna u got issues
Stop bitching! Atleast you weren't drunk,crying and telling your life story to the man wearing the mouse costume at chuckee cheese.
Then we put a cap in his ass and made her give his dead Santa body head.
a lot of people hit rock bottom on this website
11:44, that is SO something i'd do hahahah
Then I pulled out her ribcage and we had tasty ribs yum!
I ate at olive garden once and I got the shits. It tasted like shit, I got some mushroom raviolis. The only good thing is the bread sticks but I still will never go back.
1:49 - can't go to a bar, I'm only 17 haha
Your crying because ur from wi, I cry all the time too
Hey 9:47 this is texts from LAST NIGHT. Not from tonight. I'm positive Olive Garden was open last night.
Ive done it.. multiple times... it seems the to be the place my on and off boyfriend like to go when we break up!
She's crying cause I drank gasoline off her nipples and lit them on fire!!! BITCH!
Rock Bottom has the most delicious ball park pretzels.
Cheer up darlin'. ):
i actually did that about a month ago.... seems luke the place to have a breakdown
Tfln is for the gays
Olive Garden was open tonight? I was driving around the Lodi/DeForest area for like 2 hours trying to find food, damnit
12:39 why don't you just go to a bar. They're always open!
Way to keep it classy wisco
Two guys one girl one dog and one cup. Ya!
And at the same time I stuck my dick in her eyes and gouged them out. Fuck ho.