i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
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honestly i dont think you have. you're just upset is all. cheer up things will get better :)
Everyone who writes "fake" on the texts from this site I hope you get aids! Who gives a fuck if it's fake?
Jeez...that is some hateful shit
Oh, I get it, it's funny because it mentions rock bottom.
~Fake Jeff (only because real Jeff didn't make it in time
Why the fuck is this on here?!
You're crying at olive garden and that's rock bottom? Try sleeping in your car on Thanksgiving... Now that's rock bottom.
AND THEN SANTA SHOWED UP AND TAPPED DAT BITCH SHIT NIGGAAAAA
It's not rock bottom unless the olive garden is located somewhere in Texas.
Why cuz u ate so much they cut you off from the endless soup salad and bread sticks u fat ass
Signed the jerk
Dear nov 26, 11:38. Did you know that half of wi area codes are 608 so obviously it doesn't mean ur in same city. U got to be sixteen with braces.
3:39 what sunset wouldn't let you in?
I would wax that ass til she show me what she workin with!
Yeah and then I stuck mine in her ears, cause I have 2 dicks. I gave her an ear inFUCKtion
Then we took her small intestens and stuffed them in our ass holes and vomited them up on her to get her off.
Sell your iPhone or laptop and use it to rent an apartment. But that does suck. Go to church they ll help
Seriously? WTF tfln?!
The intelligence level of most of the posters on this text seems to be at rock bottom.
This makes me really sad because Olive Garden has always been a happy place for me.
They are closed today liar!!!!
4:43, they're in Wisconsin. Worse than Texas.
I think I just god dumberer from reading all this crap!!!!
Lucy D'agostino from UNC is a fucking bitch!
That was not funny at all, 12:10....
No no you aren't at rock bottom. I think crying at an IHOP would be worse.
NO, no you haven't. I witnessed a reception at a Marie Calendar's in Vegas. The bride was at least 8 months pregnant.
Your crying because ur from wi, I cry all the time too
are you my sister? weeping with laughter?
What, were they out of bread sticks or something?
Yes you have you dumb FUCK. Who goes to oliv garden? You must be dumb.
You hit rock bottom as soon as you walked into olive garlden
I had to go to my little sisters birthday party at Olive Garden once. I showed up twenty minutes late, and then puked three times in the bathroom, because I was hung over.
And then we took the vomited small intestins and made her eat them WHILE SHE GAVE HEAD TO OUR DOG. YouTube video of the YEAR BITCH!
Stop bitching! Atleast you weren't drunk,crying and telling your life story to the man wearing the mouse costume at chuckee cheese.
And I glazed them with her vagina juice and slapped that bitch till she sucked my dick
And one logical post ends all of the idiocracy.
Aweh. Madison? East or West side Olive Garden?
Then I pulled out her ribcage and we had tasty ribs yum!
its depends what u ur crying about... if you were crying because you got fettucine instead of lasagna u got issues
Tfln is for the gays
Why are you crying?
No bitch, crying at Taco Bell is rock bottom.
11:44, that is SO something i'd do hahahah
Then we put a cap in his ass and made her give his dead Santa body head.
a lot of people hit rock bottom on this website
She's crying cause I drank gasoline off her nipples and lit them on fire!!! BITCH!
I ate at olive garden once and I got the shits. It tasted like shit, I got some mushroom raviolis. The only good thing is the bread sticks but I still will never go back.
Ive done it.. multiple times... it seems the to be the place my on and off boyfriend like to go when we break up!
Rock Bottom has the most delicious ball park pretzels.
1:49 - can't go to a bar, I'm only 17 haha
Way to keep it classy wisco
Hey 9:47 this is texts from LAST NIGHT. Not from tonight. I'm positive Olive Garden was open last night.
Cheer up darlin'. ):
i actually did that about a month ago.... seems luke the place to have a breakdown
Two guys one girl one dog and one cup. Ya!
12:39 why don't you just go to a bar. They're always open!
Olive Garden was open tonight? I was driving around the Lodi/DeForest area for like 2 hours trying to find food, damnit
And at the same time I stuck my dick in her eyes and gouged them out. Fuck ho.