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  • 50 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 10:26am

    Dear nov 26, 11:38. Did you know that half of wi area codes are 608 so obviously it doesn't mean ur in same city. U got to be sixteen with braces.

  • 48 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 10:32am

    3:39 what sunset wouldn't let you in?

  • 52 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 2:00am

    Everyone who writes "fake" on the texts from this site I hope you get aids! Who gives a fuck if it's fake?

  • 47 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 8:40am

    honestly i dont think you have. you're just upset is all. cheer up things will get better :)

  • 47 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 9:53pm

    Jeez...that is some hateful shit

  • 51 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 12:00am

    I would wax that ass til she show me what she workin with!

  • 42 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 10:49pm

    Sell your iPhone or laptop and use it to rent an apartment. But that does suck. Go to church they ll help

  • 46 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 10:21am

    Your crying because ur from wi, I cry all the time too

  • 45 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 4:43am

    It's not rock bottom unless the olive garden is located somewhere in Texas. -not Texan

  • 47 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 11:54pm

    are you my sister? weeping with laughter?

  • 43 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 4:48pm

    This makes me really sad because Olive Garden has always been a happy place for me.

  • 42 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 10:22pm

    Seriously? WTF tfln?!

  • 43 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 3:05am

    No bitch, crying at Taco Bell is rock bottom.

  • 43 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 12:14am

    The intelligence level of most of the posters on this text seems to be at rock bottom.

  • 42 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 3:07am

    Oh, I get it, it's funny because it mentions rock bottom. ~Fake Jeff (only because real Jeff didn't make it in time

  • 56 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 9:33pm

    No no you aren't at rock bottom. I think crying at an IHOP would be worse.

  • 43 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 10:10am

    You hit rock bottom as soon as you walked into olive garlden

  • 36 47
    Submitted by LTHam on Dec 18, 10 at 3:59pm

    4:43, they're in Wisconsin. Worse than Texas.

  • 39 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 12:14am

    That was not funny at all, 12:10....

  • 42 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 9:47pm

    They are closed today liar!!!!

  • 45 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 9:45pm

    AND THEN SANTA SHOWED UP AND TAPPED DAT BITCH SHIT NIGGAAAAA

  • 41 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 11:44pm

    Stop bitching! Atleast you weren't drunk,crying and telling your life story to the man wearing the mouse costume at chuckee cheese.

  • 45 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 10:47pm

    You're crying at olive garden and that's rock bottom? Try sleeping in your car on Thanksgiving... Now that's rock bottom.

  • 36 52
    Submitted by MrDan on Mar 15, 10 at 11:42pm

    Way to keep it classy wisco

  • 40 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 6:48am

    Tfln is for the gays

  • 44 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 9:52pm

    And one logical post ends all of the idiocracy.

  • 44 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 2:12am

    its depends what u ur crying about... if you were crying because you got fettucine instead of lasagna u got issues

  • 39 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 10:03pm

    Aweh. Madison? East or West side Olive Garden?

  • 42 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 3:15pm

    What, were they out of bread sticks or something?

  • 38 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 5:51am

    Why are you crying?

  • 36 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 9:56pm

    Awwwww. Cheer up darlin'. ): <3

  • 39 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 12:03am

    Why the fuck is this on here?!

  • 40 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 9:37pm

    Yeah and then I stuck mine in her ears, cause I have 2 dicks. I gave her an ear inFUCKtion

  • 41 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 9:43pm

    And then we took the vomited small intestins and made her eat them WHILE SHE GAVE HEAD TO OUR DOG. YouTube video of the YEAR BITCH!

  • 32 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 10:04pm

    I think I just god dumberer from reading all this crap!!!!

  • 32 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 8:15pm

    a lot of people hit rock bottom on this website

  • 38 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 12:10am

    Why cuz u ate so much they cut you off from the endless soup salad and bread sticks u fat ass Signed the jerk

  • 36 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 9:46pm

    Then we put a cap in his ass and made her give his dead Santa body head.

  • 42 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 9:41pm

    Then we took her small intestens and stuffed them in our ass holes and vomited them up on her to get her off.

  • 40 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 9:38pm

    Then I pulled out her ribcage and we had tasty ribs yum!

  • 35 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 10:03pm

    NO, no you haven't. I witnessed a reception at a Marie Calendar's in Vegas. The bride was at least 8 months pregnant.

  • 34 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 1:28am

    Rock Bottom has the most delicious ball park pretzels.

  • 34 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 9:55pm

    I had to go to my little sisters birthday party at Olive Garden once. I showed up twenty minutes late, and then puked three times in the bathroom, because I was hung over.

  • 36 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 4:39am

    Ive done it.. multiple times... it seems the to be the place my on and off boyfriend like to go when we break up!

  • 45 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 9:35pm

    She's crying cause I drank gasoline off her nipples and lit them on fire!!! BITCH!

  • 36 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 1:24am

    I ate at olive garden once and I got the shits. It tasted like shit, I got some mushroom raviolis. The only good thing is the bread sticks but I still will never go back.

  • 36 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 12:16am

    11:44, that is SO something i'd do hahahah

  • 42 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 9:40pm

    And I glazed them with her vagina juice and slapped that bitch till she sucked my dick

  • 33 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 3:39am

    1:49 - can't go to a bar, I'm only 17 haha

  • 34 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 12:42am

    Lucy D'agostino from UNC is a fucking bitch!

  • 44 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 9:33pm

    Yes you have you dumb FUCK. Who goes to oliv garden? You must be dumb.

  • 33 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 1:49am

    12:39 why don't you just go to a bar. They're always open!

  • 35 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 12:39am

    Olive Garden was open tonight? I was driving around the Lodi/DeForest area for like 2 hours trying to find food, damnit

  • 42 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 9:43pm

    Two guys one girl one dog and one cup. Ya!

  • 33 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 9:53pm

    Hey 9:47 this is texts from LAST NIGHT. Not from tonight. I'm positive Olive Garden was open last night.

  • 27 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 2:16am

    i actually did that about a month ago.... seems luke the place to have a breakdown

  • 31 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 9:36pm

    And at the same time I stuck my dick in her eyes and gouged them out. Fuck ho.