Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
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you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
porn star boner night. come get it.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
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Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
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