I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
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Well you were nailed by the fuck truck.... Not sure about the rest of it
I know this feeling.
LD83, how much of a slut are you?
She is such a slut she took the train to pound town and never left
Well, you see, if you have to ask; the answer is: she isn't your cup of whore tea.
Vodka with sex? Or sex with vodka? Because i am guessing the latter would explain the fencepost feeling.
What, I have to be a slut to have awesome drunk sex with my boyfriend? Buncha losers.
Sounds like you got drunk and had sex with the handle of vodka
I know the feeling.
I'm imagining coochie slivers and I just shed a tear.