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  • Well you were nailed by the fuck truck.... Not sure about the rest of it

    Submitted by SaducarGeneral on Jun 17, 12 at 3:51pm
  • I know this feeling.

    Submitted by LD83 on Jun 17, 12 at 2:57pm
  • Vodka with sex? Or sex with vodka? Because i am guessing the latter would explain the fencepost feeling.

    Submitted by DamnYankeeGirl02 on Jun 17, 12 at 2:55pm
  • What, I have to be a slut to have awesome drunk sex with my boyfriend? Buncha losers.

    Submitted by LD83 on Jun 20, 12 at 4:34pm
  • LD83, how much of a slut are you?

    Submitted by mystera on Jun 17, 12 at 4:28pm
    • She is such a slut she took the train to pound town and never left

      Submitted by ck24 on Jun 17, 12 at 9:13pm
    • Well, you see, if you have to ask; the answer is: she isn't your cup of whore tea.

      Submitted by GA_Peach on Jun 18, 12 at 3:43am
  • I know the feeling.

    Submitted by Stosh on Jun 19, 12 at 3:33am
  • Sounds like you got drunk and had sex with the handle of vodka

    Submitted by olderthanyou on Jun 18, 12 at 8:21am
  • I'm imagining coochie slivers and I just shed a tear.

    Submitted by MzKitty08 on Jun 17, 12 at 11:50pm