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  • 80 54
    Submitted by samyellow on May 9, 10 at 3:27pm

    Because you live in New Jersey

    • 52 59
      Submitted by L8rsontheMenjay on May 30, 10 at 10:22am

      znd what shitty state do you live in ass clown

  • 81 56
    Submitted by pods on May 9, 10 at 3:19pm

    How else would she be spending mothers' day?

  • 70 49
    Submitted by impossiblyrandom on May 9, 10 at 9:32pm

    It's a drinking game. Anytime your kid calls take a shot.

  • 62 40
    Submitted by Corekth on May 9, 10 at 9:55pm

    Cause she keeps them next phone, it's an attempt to tolerate ur phone calls.

  • 59 43
    Submitted by Michguy on May 10, 10 at 3:25pm

    Because of you!

  • 65 59
    Submitted by apizzzzzle on May 9, 10 at 8:42pm

    because shes an alcoholic.

  • 59 49
    Submitted by Capt on May 9, 10 at 4:08pm

    Happy Mothers' Day

  • 66 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 10 at 3:20pm

    She's reminiscing about ur real, Mexican father.

  • 54 45
    Submitted by canonymous on May 9, 10 at 4:25pm

    its a response to stimuli!\ni do that when my grades are out!

  • 64 65
    Submitted by chronickid on May 9, 10 at 3:14pm

    First bitches

  • 56 53
    Submitted by Megzii on May 10, 10 at 1:13am

    What's to be getting drunk when she is talking to you, so she can hang up and not listen to your stupid ass anymore

  • 57 58
    Submitted by haf1388 on May 10, 10 at 9:04am

    what the hell... you people are so mean, lol. Taking shots of tequila has nothing to do with living in Jersey. It's awesome here.

  • 37 35
    Submitted by planks on Mar 22, 11 at 11:17pm

    To get the taste out of her mouth.

  • 47 68
    Submitted by bienlunee on May 9, 10 at 9:30pm

    Hahahahahaha!!!!!

  • 39 54
    Submitted by Kellimb32 on May 11, 10 at 11:29am

    because she had you...