this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Randomize
