I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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