so explain again why im purple
no
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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