google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
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You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
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God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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