the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
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how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
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You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
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