please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
