got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
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i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
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i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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