that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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