All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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