How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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