I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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