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She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.

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(248): View more from Michigan

brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.

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(703): View more from Virginia

I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl

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i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free

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I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.

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(330): View more from Ohio

GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh

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(217): View more from Illinois

I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.

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