Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Randomize
