Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
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in a car... in a tree... you can have it here and there... you can have it anywhere
true story- i fed my kindergarteners green eggs & ham on a friday. the following saturday, my boyfriend and i had sex on top of my desk. so i guess this is legit..
On a boat... with a goat... *shivers*
In a box, on the rocks, with vivica fox
in a box...... with a fox?
So for u it only happens in kids books
Bestiality is not legal anywhere
Lol. Great text. 608 represent!
so I can do it in dr suess land at a theme park in Orlando?
Like your mama's bed?
on the shore with a whore
in a house? with a mouse?
I ate green eggs and ham in kindergarten 0_o
I've done it in a box...
Not on a train! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! Sam! Let me be!
I would not, could not, in a box.
I could not, would not, with a fox.
I will not eat them with a mouse
I will not eat them in a house.
I will not eat them here or there.
I will not eat them anywhere.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.
In the dark?
Here in the dark!
Would you, could you, in the dark?
I would not, could not,
in the dark.
Would you, could you,
in the rain?
I was JUST about to say that, 9:32... actually that sounds kinda kinky..
someone had a little too much free time on their hands...
ahahaha this is legit
9:29 is the one that voted this a bad night