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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 9:54am

    On a boat... with a goat... *shivers*

  • 92 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 10:02am

    so I can do it in dr suess land at a theme park in Orlando?

  • 93 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 10:08am

    Bestiality is not legal anywhere

  • 94 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 12:30am

    In a box, on the rocks, with vivica fox

  • 96 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:49pm

    So for u it only happens in kids books

  • 95 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:02pm

    Lol. Great text. 608 represent!

  • 95 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 12:55pm

    true story- i fed my kindergarteners green eggs & ham on a friday. the following saturday, my boyfriend and i had sex on top of my desk. so i guess this is legit..

  • 89 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 1:05pm

    someone had a little too much free time on their hands...

  • 87 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 12:04pm

    Like your mama's bed?

  • 93 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 9:58am

    on the shore with a whore

  • 87 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 8:58am

    in a car... in a tree... you can have it here and there... you can have it anywhere

  • 95 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 9:06am

    in a box...... with a fox?

  • 85 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 9:32pm

    I ate green eggs and ham in kindergarten 0_o

  • 85 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 11:46pm

    I was JUST about to say that, 9:32... actually that sounds kinda kinky..

  • 83 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 11:39pm

    I've done it in a box...

  • 83 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 9:25am

    in a house? with a mouse?

  • 77 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 12:10pm

    Not on a train! Not in a tree! Not in a car! Sam! Let me be! I would not, could not, in a box. I could not, would not, with a fox. I will not eat them with a mouse I will not eat them in a house. I will not eat them here or there. I will not eat them anywhere. I do not like them, Sam-I-am. Say! In the dark? Here in the dark! Would you, could you, in the dark? I would not, could not, in the dark. Would you, could you, in the rain?

  • 74 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 10:28am

    ahahaha this is legit

  • 72 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 9:33am

    9:29 is the one that voted this a bad night