Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I want to walk on stilts...naked
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
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thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
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It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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