like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
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wow.... i guess guys don't realize that without that extra appendage that they would be just as uninteresting to women as we would be to men minus the breasts and baby hole??
and if men had no dick they would be useless for all they do is bitch and whine about how women are hard to deal with/have contributed nothing to society/are only good for sex. By the way, the OP just put up a giant cockblock for most of you.
Why is no one upset at the moderators that posted this text? Obviously there are some assholes out there who really text these sort of things to their friends, but seriously? What piece of scum working for this site decided it was worthy of being published!? Disgusting.
cause we get tired of the same old ame old.
spice it up!
this is the stupidest discussion and TFLN i have ever seen
Letitia Geer invented the medical syringe.
Well guess what asshole they do! So thanks for making us sound more shallow than we already are way to go you giant cock block!!
wow. you people are disturbing.
how about this: guys are necessary because they have a dick that fits into our pussy perfectly. girls are necessary because we have a pussy that fits a dick like a glove. sex is fun. fuck a lot until you find someone interesting, then marry them & fuck even more.
there's the solution.
10:16----- that 10:01 lives with his parents or 10:06 does?
Mary Walton invented the elevated railway.
Albert Einstein, brilliant man, made no contributions to society after his wife left. Why? She did all his math.
Margaret Knight invented the rotary engine.
I think all the woman haters need to realize how ridiculous they sound... Don't you men realize you would be no where without women?? Think about it...
I think the OP should look into a real doll. It might be a good investment for him.
Wow. All the 13 year old trolls and the bitter virgins came out for this thread.
fuck all of you guys. i hope you end up sad and alone. you don't deserve a woman, and a woman does not deserve you. pieces of shit
You should really evolve from the stone age.Thats why you'll never get laid.How about you tell that to a girl right before sex and see if she doesnt just walk out on your dumb ass.
same goes for men and penis
I couldn't agree more! they are so full of it!
I have been married for 4 years now and still have as much if not MORE sex than before we got married. are you even married?! I LOOOVE when guys say that and don't even know...cause they aren't married themselves!!!
Babyhole? Bahahaha, this goes miles to prove the point OP makes
Stephanie Kwolek invented Kevlar.
To the dickhead who said women haven't invented anything..... You are not only ignorant but also an ass...... I pity the woman who bore you
Whoa 7:44 take a breath. And for the record I'm a woman and I work 70 - 80 hours a week I work when I'm sick and I rarely take days off that includes when Im on the rag. So u can suck my clit thanks!
Women haven't invented a lot of things because they were severely oppressed. Same for blacks. The number of women vs. black inventors is virtually a tie. It's a question of opportunity, not intelligence.
That's nice of you guys to talk about raping women. I hope you all get gang raped by a group of men with abnormally large appendages and AIDS.
And if it weren't for women then you sad motherfuckers wouldn't even be alive. But most of your mom's should've gotten an abortion anyway.
Bessie Nesmith invented liquid paper
If everyone here is agreeing that the opposite gender is only good for sex, then what's the problem? I believe 1:05 already said this, but everyone who's being a fucking moron here (AKA all of you who keep claiming the gender they are not is only good for sex) should shut up and just fuck. I mean, seriously.
In the meantime, the rest of us will actually benefit society.
348 I wasnt saying white males were oppressed I was showing how people with the "woe is me" attitude need to stfu and see the truth
couldn't agree more 10:06!
Well, that's true for most
9:58, if women don't value men beyond the cock, why do y'all quit putting out after marriage?
Laugh or don't laugh then move on.
America, your ignorance is showing..
If women didn't have tits/vaginas you wouldn't be on this earth. Dumbass, haha.. Women rule the world and don't forget it! :]
I'm a girl and I feel the guys on here are being extremely ignorant. Women are not all "dumb cunts." Some of us are, I will admit... but for every "dumb cunt" there is a "sex-obsessed prick," and it seems that the majority of the males on this thread fall into said category.
Mary Anderson invented windshield wipers.
haha it aggitates me when people write "first" all the time...
but it cracks me up when they're NOT first and still write it!
wow, obviously a lot more bitches on this site...
Bring it 11:54. I am waiting...are you this slow in person???
11:10 here. FUCK NO, 11:27. Homo douche.
well I'm supposing the OP can go buy himself a blowup doll and live alone? hmm...
hahaha thats awesome
When u see one walkin down the street you are interested because of her tits or ass, whichever one you see first
This unknown error is so weird.
11:13 well played that was fun have a great day, your pal big dog
THAT'S not totally Sexist.
5:03 made so many typos because she's a stupid girl.
7:44 likes boys or never had a mother.
Everyone fighting over this are children, please grow up.
How many of these texts on here are actually serious? None. All of you people who go on a rampage talkin shit are fuckin idiots. Shut the hell up
El Dorado Jones invented the engine muffler.
This guy is pissed cause he's fugly and no vag will ever show him interest
Wow, I just love how insulting all these replies are to women. It's true men and women are not the same but neither is inferior, most women just tend to be better at remeber books work stile stuff while men are better at the problem solving.
Obviously this is someone who is unable to have meaningful relationships and his only functions involve basic neandrathal needs
Seriously? All this over a drunk text? Shut up idiot feminists out there, were all equal now.
loving the confusion between "women" and "woman"... the ignorance speaks for itself...
Yea and with out a cock we wouldn't need you at all!!
ahh and I just ralized there were THREE 10:06's...I honestly meant I agree with the third one I agree with...but what is the second one agreeing with?!
dick, fuck yourself.
Not true, but it's still funny
Hmmm. And all you have is one tiny penis...no wonder you have to work so hard to get some...we need more than just a tiny dick! Diamonds barely make enough of a distraction to keep us from laughing! THAT'S what you base your manhood on? Hahahahahahaaaa!!!!
11:52 is a woman in disguise.
affirmative action is a bit like reverse racism, but i wouldn't go as far as to say that white males in general have ever been oppressed...
This is true for some woman. Like I was talking to this girl (to have sex) and when she made it apparent it was a no go. Well, I don't even talk or think about her anymore. Like what is the point? Exactly, there isn't one.
Oh and sorry for the missspelling I have iPhone and can see half of what I am writig lol!
1:47, we'll have to schedule a practical interview. I'll need to determine your skill level, & your level of interest before I'll marry you.. unless you're just looking for a fuck. in that case, I'm down.
Women are retarded. So easily fooled and theycan never do anything right. Drive. Talk. Act. All they do is designed to steal attention and cause drama. And any woman who disagrees is in denial.
Oh please, if all the women you know fit the damn stereotypes you need to get the fuck out of whatever bum fuck town your in and join the modern world.
no wonder society is so fucked up. lol people that think like this
7:44, you're a douche. Not only guys do that. And not all girls are whiny bitches.
whoooooa 7:44... not getting any lately I assume
You can't see intelligence when walkin past
Hitler was a bad man, but do you think a woman could have done what he did if she tried? No way.
Randi Altschul invented the disposable cell phone.
All the feminists need to shut the fuck up ok. Many women prefer to GET PAID like men. We don't like them around our offices because some of them sue us for sexual harassment or send us to sensitivity training for stuff that isn't worthy of that. We can try to have perfect equality but it isn't gonna happen.
I'm a chick- and not a whore- and thought it was funny and quite true. I mean would we want guys if they didn't have dicks?? Lol... at least the stright girls...
Babies aren't inventions. They're viruses. And it takes no intellectual prowess to make one. Hell, some women didn't even realize they were pregnant until labor. How fucking stupid is that? Very.
@ 3:31 way to spell "Margaret" wrong...
i love how lazy, asshole men like to claim credit for all the success men as a whole have had in the past. just because einstein had a dick doesn't put you on par with him. hitler was male too; do you want to claim credit for that? the successes and failures of other people have NOTHING to do with you, despite the fact that you both have y chromosomes.
Thanks OP for provoking all the feminists in TFLN to swarm with comments on this post
This is sadly but funniley true
1:05 I'm marrying you
Fuck God, and all who believe those fairy tales.
11:05 A real doll's out there for you somewhere.
Im greasy puerto rican actually -- 10:32 aka thug nasty
It's a joke. Why do so many people take it personally?
951 learn to spell "you're" before you start calling someone an idiot
Or it's not a question at all, and women are just inferior.
Sarah Mather invented the submarine lamp and telescope.
Queen Hatshepsut ruled over ancient Egypt and is recognized as being a great ruler of that time.
this is why all women just need to be lesbians.. Girls most guys think this way and if you want someone who really appreciates you go find a girl to date. They actually care about more than your body.
I think we should all remember "that bitches ain't shit but hos and tricks."
308 The facts don't lie. You can't deny the handouts and when you can logically explain how constituitionally it makes sense to give a job based solely on their race or gender, then I will respect your point. However you like most can't support a fucking thing drive your caddy and pay with your link card scum bag
None of which ever invented anything important as men did, but nice try
Also, 11:01, I want to drop a massive load on your face ;-)
10:59 you are now my issue, and yes i would love to handle you!!! Your pal Big Dog
Unfortunately most women have these things called "morals" and these severely cripple attempts to spice it up
It was just a joke this whole app is A joke shit. Chill out.
Well who wouldn't like a fuck
Sometimes its the guy who makes you get less booty.
I love sex. My fiance is the one whose always "too tired".. but he does work 12 hours a day, sometimes more, in the summer... Stupid golf course.
too bad fake tits and vaginas aren't as good as dildos.
Well gentlemen, you have now idea how worthless you'd b without ur dicks.
Please explain how I as a white male have to work harder and be more qualified in order to get a job because "laws" regulate how many women and minorities need to be hired for that position. Don't talk to me about oppression. Tell that to my kids who will have to work harder and pay more to go to college than their "unfortunate" ethnic classmates.
i'm a girl i accept this text
There would be far less car accidents. Its a requirement to talk on your cell the entire time driving if you have a vagina.
Obvious troll is obvious.
10:09 here, I didn't realize there were two 10:06's!
I meant the secont one.
but 10:06(1) what are you agreeing with?
Any of the women on here that are speaking of oppression religious? If so blame your religion for it's views on women. Like it or not that is what our country was founded on, religious activists. I don't agree with it, but understand the root.
Oh yeah, women invented all those things. And I'd take up this webpage's bandwith and then some listing all the shit men created.
Women are things. No more important to the world than the trash we leave everyday. Anyone think a woman is interesting? Hell no. I would beat the fuck out of any woman who tried to tell me she was anything other than a dumb fucking cunt
It's funny cause it isn't true.
Sex is fun. I'm a girl and I just live sex. I think men would be uninteresting without a dick.
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11:15 where are you at so we can make this happen?
-your horny pal 11:10
Chicks who bang this dude need to be shot. They are just aiding in his idiocracy. I bet he's pretty dense.
You think taking care of kids is harder than neuro science? You're filing retarded, and your inferiority shows.
I meant 11:30(3) marry me!
10:47 i'm sorry, nah you know what Fuck You!! You pal bipolar!!
Hell yeah 10:03! Why do we always have to do all the creative work!
back to more important things.. 1:47, where are you? I'm ready for this fuck. ;)
11:27 - Don't women make babies? I feel like thats kind of important...
thats what I thought you meant! haha.
Any woman who thinks taking care of kids is harder than any other job needs a savage beating. That's absolutely ridiculous.
Women are not inferior, and the simple fact that you would say or think anything like this makes it more apparent that it is you who is inferior. How pathetic of a person do you have to be to actually think a person's worth is measured by their body parts? I'm sorry that you clearly have absolutely no substance or anything to offer anyone else, but that doesn't mean everyone else fits into the same category. Enjoy being alone for the rest of your life.
11:56 is poorly misinformed. My grandfather worked with Einstein til he died, and their work is still being translated into technology today. Einstein was a genius, his wife was some bitchy cunt (like the rest of you)
8:54 stop talking and go do your cousin or brother or something
hahaha i'm a girl but still thought this text was really funny.
the reason god made women is because sheep can't cook
You know Marie Curie has been brought into question countless times for intellectual theft? And many believe she doesn't deserve the Nobel prizes she won. So cute try, but thieving scum doesn't get to be nominated.
Ps- I think you meant "it ony took google a half second"
What's sad about this txt is that, as much as I wish men would disagree, even my bf admits it.
Haa.. Sex is everything to men. No doubt.
Ps - let me fill your butt with cum too, you filthy slut.
Fuck yall 8:11 and 6:39 no need to call ppl names ur just mad cause ur dicks are little and ur girlfrieds are whores that's the only reason u guys put girls down! But shit if I had boyfriends like yall Id be a whore 2!
I have an iq 37 points higher than einstein, am 23, and I'll be getting my phd in June. I consider myself beyond him, easiy, and am a male.
Oh btw, women aren't as smart. Cry all you want, but on average it just isn't true.
trust me, i know.
Which is why i always pick another woman over your pathetic one track minds.
5:03 made a lot of typos and, like so many dumb cunts out there, blamed "high tech" for her errors. Whiney bitches. Equal my ass
I dont get this oppression. I'm Irish and I find it quite amusing that women cry the oppression card. Nobody was bitching when they sat around and took care of the house while the guy worked his ass off all day. Also True oppression see the Jews, Blacks and Irish...
> Sarah Mather invented the telescope
really? thought it was Gallelio
No.....really.....women have invented nothing.
5:14... how ignorant can you be?
Working at home, cooking, cleaning, and taking care of children especially is probably harder than almost any other job, especially the work that men did. It's not only physically exhausting, but also mentally taxing.
Wait....but they still have a mouth though
same with your penis, so don't get cocky
3:02 you really didn't need to let us all know you're a chauvinist who never gets laid... ;-)
11:10 here. I am not 11:22(2). But if that is on the table we can certainly discuss it.
10:32 please!!! You big bad gangsta!! What are you about 5'5 120 lbs soaking wet and so white your almost fucking translucent!!! Your pal 10:30
Maybe if women were so great they should've just oppressed men instead of being repressed for thousands of years.
Portland oregon!! Way to represent!! Girls, can't live with them, or without them.
Who you beefin wit 10:30? Need to bust a cap in some fool?
"Working at home, cooking, cleaning, and taking care of children especially is probably harder than almost any other job" -- the person who wrote this obviously doesn't have a job. Some bicthes need to be barefoot and pregnant, I'm afraid
Why can't we all just get along
7:44 Jesus, are you on the rag or something?
11:30(2) please marry me!
this may be the smartest thing anyone has ever said
Oh yeah? Some dumb bitch made Kevlar? What have men created? Everything. SuckANiggaDil
pretty sure i know who the OP is.
is it really not understandable that i wouldnt want to fuck him if im sick , i mean really..
Birthing children? Ok, then the other half of the credit goes to me for fucking your skank ass. Btw, that's not an invention, it's an act of nature. Though a small minded woman would have a hard time telling the difference
right on go pokémon!!!
women inventors :: Marion Donovan, Patricia Billings, Elizabeth Lee Hazen, Beulah Henry, Dorothy Crowfoot Hodgkin, Krisztina Holly, Katherine Blodgett, Bessie Blount, Sarah Boone, Rachel Fuller Brown, Erna Schneider Hoover, Grace Hopper, Temple Grandin, KK Gregory ... read a book for once.
Do you think guys are exceptionally interesting to girls?! Fuck no.
11:01, I like the dribbles of jizz you added to your smiley. At least that's what I think they are.
Actually wanting to fuck a woman (and women alone) and not want to hear them talk (or, more accurately, whine and bitch) is about as straight as it gets. Fuck women. And ther emotions.
I would punch a woman in the face if she even hinted that she considered herself my equal.
Women are boring and stupid. And any woman who thinks they're smarter than a man has to stand back and shut the fuck up. Men have done everything, and all you cunts are only good for one thing: fucking.
5:26.... I'm in Med school for cardiovascular surgery... That's harder than taking care of your little brats.
Quick! Name one woman inventor! Too hard? That's because women have never made anything of importance.
You know what's better than listening to a woman talk? Beating then raping them