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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 9:58am

    wow.... i guess guys don't realize that without that extra appendage that they would be just as uninteresting to women as we would be to men minus the breasts and baby hole??

  • 97 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 10:03am

    cause we get tired of the same old ame old. spice it up!

  • 91 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 10:37am

    this is the stupidest discussion and TFLN i have ever seen

  • 85 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 10:32am

    I think the OP should look into a real doll. It might be a good investment for him.

  • 82 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 11:48am

    and if men had no dick they would be useless for all they do is bitch and whine about how women are hard to deal with/have contributed nothing to society/are only good for sex. By the way, the OP just put up a giant cockblock for most of you.

  • 81 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 10:30am

    Well guess what asshole they do! So thanks for making us sound more shallow than we already are way to go you giant cock block!!

  • 80 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 10:55am

    Why is no one upset at the moderators that posted this text? Obviously there are some assholes out there who really text these sort of things to their friends, but seriously? What piece of scum working for this site decided it was worthy of being published!? Disgusting.

  • 74 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 1:05pm

    how about this: guys are necessary because they have a dick that fits into our pussy perfectly. girls are necessary because we have a pussy that fits a dick like a glove. sex is fun. fuck a lot until you find someone interesting, then marry them & fuck even more. there's the solution.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 10:01am

    9:58, if women don't value men beyond the cock, why do y'all quit putting out after marriage?

  • 71 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:10pm

    Letitia Geer invented the medical syringe.

  • 75 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 11:56am

    Albert Einstein, brilliant man, made no contributions to society after his wife left. Why? She did all his math.

  • 70 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 11:35am

    To the dickhead who said women haven't invented anything..... You are not only ignorant but also an ass...... I pity the woman who bore you

  • 70 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:10pm

    Margaret Knight invented the rotary engine.

  • 77 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 10:46am

    Obviously this is someone who is unable to have meaningful relationships and his only functions involve basic neandrathal needs

  • 70 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 10:19am

    10:16----- that 10:01 lives with his parents or 10:06 does?

  • 61 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 8:51am

    If women didn't have tits/vaginas you wouldn't be on this earth. Dumbass, haha.. Women rule the world and don't forget it! :]

  • 75 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 10:09am

    couldn't agree more 10:06!

  • 64 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 11:25am

    Wow. All the 13 year old trolls and the bitter virgins came out for this thread.

  • 64 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 3:57pm

    fuck all of you guys. i hope you end up sad and alone. you don't deserve a woman, and a woman does not deserve you. pieces of shit

  • 70 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 11:53am

    Stephanie Kwolek invented Kevlar.

  • 74 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 10:06am

    9:58am I couldn't agree more! they are so full of it! 10:01am I have been married for 4 years now and still have as much if not MORE sex than before we got married. are you even married?! I LOOOVE when guys say that and don't even know...cause they aren't married themselves!!!

  • 65 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 10:12pm

    same goes for men and penis

  • 62 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 4:45pm

    Women haven't invented a lot of things because they were severely oppressed. Same for blacks. The number of women vs. black inventors is virtually a tie. It's a question of opportunity, not intelligence.

  • 63 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:11pm

    Sarah Mather invented the submarine lamp and telescope.

  • 56 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 1:33pm

    I think all the woman haters need to realize how ridiculous they sound... Don't you men realize you would be no where without women?? Think about it...

  • 58 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 11:18am

    Yea and with out a cock we wouldn't need you at all!!

  • 65 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 2:31pm

    That's nice of you guys to talk about raping women. I hope you all get gang raped by a group of men with abnormally large appendages and AIDS. And if it weren't for women then you sad motherfuckers wouldn't even be alive. But most of your mom's should've gotten an abortion anyway.

  • 58 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 4:23pm

    348 I wasnt saying white males were oppressed I was showing how people with the "woe is me" attitude need to stfu and see the truth

  • 58 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:25pm

    Everyone fighting over this are children, please grow up.

  • 55 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:08pm

    wow. you people are disturbing.

  • 62 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:09pm

    Mary Walton invented the elevated railway.

  • 66 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 9:56am

    haha it aggitates me when people write "first" all the time... but it cracks me up when they're NOT first and still write it!

  • 62 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 5:41pm

    Wow... Well, that's true for most

  • 62 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 3:04pm

    Laugh or don't laugh then move on.

  • 62 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 10:57am

    Obvious troll is obvious.

  • 60 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 4:42am

    7:44 likes boys or never had a mother.

  • 71 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 10:00am

    Babyhole? Bahahaha, this goes miles to prove the point OP makes

  • 59 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 11:51am

    How many of these texts on here are actually serious? None. All of you people who go on a rampage talkin shit are fuckin idiots. Shut the hell up

  • 57 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 11:46am

    no wonder society is so fucked up. lol people that think like this

  • 53 62
    Submitted by PaxiPeanut on Mar 13, 10 at 3:34am

    THAT'S not totally Sexist.

  • 57 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 6:25pm

    Wow, I just love how insulting all these replies are to women. It's true men and women are not the same but neither is inferior, most women just tend to be better at remeber books work stile stuff while men are better at the problem solving.

  • 61 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 5:25pm

    I'm a girl and I feel the guys on here are being extremely ignorant. Women are not all "dumb cunts." Some of us are, I will admit... but for every "dumb cunt" there is a "sex-obsessed prick," and it seems that the majority of the males on this thread fall into said category.

  • 54 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 10:17am

    ahh and I just ralized there were THREE 10:06's...I honestly meant I agree with the third one I agree with...but what is the second one agreeing with?!

  • 60 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:10pm

    Bessie Nesmith invented liquid paper

  • 54 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 11:40am

    trust me, i know. Which is why i always pick another woman over your pathetic one track minds.

  • 52 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:09pm

    El Dorado Jones invented the engine muffler.

  • 52 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:01pm

    This unknown error is so weird.

  • 54 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 10:29pm

    whoooooa 7:44... not getting any lately I assume

  • 56 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 1:34pm

    America, your ignorance is showing..

  • 57 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 1:35am

    All the feminists need to shut the fuck up ok. Many women prefer to GET PAID like men. We don't like them around our offices because some of them sue us for sexual harassment or send us to sensitivity training for stuff that isn't worthy of that. We can try to have perfect equality but it isn't gonna happen.

  • 53 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 10:27pm

    well I'm supposing the OP can go buy himself a blowup doll and live alone? hmm...

  • 55 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 10:56am

    Chicks who bang this dude need to be shot. They are just aiding in his idiocracy. I bet he's pretty dense.

  • 57 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 2:32pm

    Please explain how I as a white male have to work harder and be more qualified in order to get a job because "laws" regulate how many women and minorities need to be hired for that position. Don't talk to me about oppression. Tell that to my kids who will have to work harder and pay more to go to college than their "unfortunate" ethnic classmates.

  • 58 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 6:27pm

    This is true for some woman. Like I was talking to this girl (to have sex) and when she made it apparent it was a no go. Well, I don't even talk or think about her anymore. Like what is the point? Exactly, there isn't one.

  • 56 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 5:46pm

    hahaha i'm a girl but still thought this text was really funny.

  • 60 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:07pm

    Mary Anderson invented windshield wipers.

  • 57 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 11:32am

    11:13 well played that was fun have a great day, your pal big dog

  • 51 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 3:48pm

    affirmative action is a bit like reverse racism, but i wouldn't go as far as to say that white males in general have ever been oppressed...

  • 54 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 2:18am

    Hitler was a bad man, but do you think a woman could have done what he did if she tried? No way.

  • 52 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 10:18pm

    Oh please, if all the women you know fit the damn stereotypes you need to get the fuck out of whatever bum fuck town your in and join the modern world.

  • 49 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 4:34pm

    Any of the women on here that are speaking of oppression religious? If so blame your religion for it's views on women. Like it or not that is what our country was founded on, religious activists. I don't agree with it, but understand the root.

  • 56 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 9:49pm

    Seriously? All this over a drunk text? Shut up idiot feminists out there, were all equal now.

  • 59 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 2:05pm

    1:47, we'll have to schedule a practical interview. I'll need to determine your skill level, & your level of interest before I'll marry you.. unless you're just looking for a fuck. in that case, I'm down. love, 1:05

  • 60 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 11:29am

    11:10 here. FUCK NO, 11:27. Homo douche.

  • 48 62
    Submitted by ClaytonBigsby on Sep 27, 10 at 7:27pm

    Thanks OP for provoking all the feminists in TFLN to swarm with comments on this post

  • 48 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 10:34pm

    Whoa 7:44 take a breath. And for the record I'm a woman and I work 70 - 80 hours a week I work when I'm sick and I rarely take days off that includes when Im on the rag. So u can suck my clit thanks!

  • 57 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:07pm

    When u see one walkin down the street you are interested because of her tits or ass, whichever one you see first

  • 53 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 6:22pm

    This guy is pissed cause he's fugly and no vag will ever show him interest

  • 58 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 11:09am

    11:05 A real doll's out there for you somewhere.

  • 43 54
    Submitted by NataSept on Dec 25, 10 at 10:08pm

    dick, fuck yourself.

  • 55 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:03pm

    Bring it 11:54. I am waiting...are you this slow in person???

  • 51 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 9:27pm

    If everyone here is agreeing that the opposite gender is only good for sex, then what's the problem? I believe 1:05 already said this, but everyone who's being a fucking moron here (AKA all of you who keep claiming the gender they are not is only good for sex) should shut up and just fuck. I mean, seriously. In the meantime, the rest of us will actually benefit society.

  • 57 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 4:25pm

    @ 3:31 way to spell "Margaret" wrong... i love how lazy, asshole men like to claim credit for all the success men as a whole have had in the past. just because einstein had a dick doesn't put you on par with him. hitler was male too; do you want to claim credit for that? the successes and failures of other people have NOTHING to do with you, despite the fact that you both have y chromosomes.

  • 57 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 6:39am

    5:03 made so many typos because she's a stupid girl.

  • 51 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 2:27pm

    hahaha thats awesome

  • 51 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 1:47pm

    1:05 I'm marrying you

  • 48 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 10:46am

    Im greasy puerto rican actually -- 10:32 aka thug nasty

  • 53 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 8:33pm

    I'm a chick- and not a whore- and thought it was funny and quite true. I mean would we want guys if they didn't have dicks?? Lol... at least the stright girls...

  • 55 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:16pm

    Randi Altschul invented the disposable cell phone.

  • 56 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 11:23am

    Sex is fun. I'm a girl and I just live sex. I think men would be uninteresting without a dick.

  • 51 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 6:42pm

    this is why all women just need to be lesbians.. Girls most guys think this way and if you want someone who really appreciates you go find a girl to date. They actually care about more than your body.

  • 58 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 2:53pm

    i'm a girl i accept this text

  • 47 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 5:04am

    Oh and sorry for the missspelling I have iPhone and can see half of what I am writig lol!

  • 50 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 9:02pm

    7:44, you're a douche. Not only guys do that. And not all girls are whiny bitches.

  • 52 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:20pm

    It's funny cause it isn't true.

  • 48 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:18pm

    Not true, but it's still funny

  • 50 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 6:46pm

    loving the confusion between "women" and "woman"... the ignorance speaks for itself...

  • 50 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 10:26am

    Sometimes its the guy who makes you get less booty. I love sex. My fiance is the one whose always "too tired".. but he does work 12 hours a day, sometimes more, in the summer... Stupid golf course.

  • 43 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 1:03pm

    > Sarah Mather invented the telescope really? thought it was Gallelio

  • 54 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:01pm

    Hmmm. And all you have is one tiny penis...no wonder you have to work so hard to get some...we need more than just a tiny dick! Diamonds barely make enough of a distraction to keep us from laughing! THAT'S what you base your manhood on? Hahahahahahaaaa!!!!

  • 49 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 11:10am

    Also, 11:01, I want to drop a massive load on your face ;-)

  • 41 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 12:18pm

    Well gentlemen, you have now idea how worthless you'd b without ur dicks.

  • 46 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 8:54am

    Fuck yall 8:11 and 6:39 no need to call ppl names ur just mad cause ur dicks are little and ur girlfrieds are whores that's the only reason u guys put girls down! But shit if I had boyfriends like yall Id be a whore 2!

  • 47 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 3:02pm

    None of which ever invented anything important as men did, but nice try

  • 53 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:12pm

    You can't see intelligence when walkin past

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 11:50am

    Women are retarded. So easily fooled and theycan never do anything right. Drive. Talk. Act. All they do is designed to steal attention and cause drama. And any woman who disagrees is in denial.

  • 51 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 10:23am

    thats what I thought you meant! haha.

  • 41 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 5:10pm

    You should really evolve from the stone age.Thats why you'll never get laid.How about you tell that to a girl right before sex and see if she doesnt just walk out on your dumb ass.

  • 47 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 4:57pm

    Queen Hatshepsut ruled over ancient Egypt and is recognized as being a great ruler of that time.

  • 47 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 11:33pm

    wow, obviously a lot more bitches on this site...

  • 46 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 7:54pm

    It was just a joke this whole app is A joke shit. Chill out.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 10:09am

    I think we should all remember "that bitches ain't shit but hos and tricks."

  • 52 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 11:26am

    There would be far less car accidents. Its a requirement to talk on your cell the entire time driving if you have a vagina.

  • 54 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 11:16am

    Fuck God, and all who believe those fairy tales.

  • 44 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 8:30am

    Why can't we all just get along

  • 49 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 2:18am

    It's a joke. Why do so many people take it personally?

  • 41 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 11:30pm

    951 learn to spell "you're" before you start calling someone an idiot

  • 56 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 11:30am

    11:27 - Don't women make babies? I feel like thats kind of important...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 10:05am

    Unfortunately most women have these things called "morals" and these severely cripple attempts to spice it up

  • 57 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 11:39am

    Babies aren't inventions. They're viruses. And it takes no intellectual prowess to make one. Hell, some women didn't even realize they were pregnant until labor. How fucking stupid is that? Very.

  • 44 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 2:22pm

    Well who wouldn't like a fuck

  • 57 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 11:58am

    11:56 is poorly misinformed. My grandfather worked with Einstein til he died, and their work is still being translated into technology today. Einstein was a genius, his wife was some bitchy cunt (like the rest of you)

  • 55 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 11:48am

    You know Marie Curie has been brought into question countless times for intellectual theft? And many believe she doesn't deserve the Nobel prizes she won. So cute try, but thieving scum doesn't get to be nominated. Ps- I think you meant "it ony took google a half second"

  • 45 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 10:00am

    8:54 stop talking and go do your cousin or brother or something

  • 46 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 4:53pm

    Or it's not a question at all, and women are just inferior.

  • 53 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:01pm

    Wait....but they still have a mouth though

  • 43 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 8:11am

    5:03 made a lot of typos and, like so many dumb cunts out there, blamed "high tech" for her errors. Whiney bitches. Equal my ass

  • 47 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 3:01pm

    women inventors :: Marion Donovan, Patricia Billings, Elizabeth Lee Hazen, Beulah Henry, Dorothy Crowfoot Hodgkin, Krisztina Holly, Katherine Blodgett, Bessie Blount, Sarah Boone, Rachel Fuller Brown, Erna Schneider Hoover, Grace Hopper, Temple Grandin, KK Gregory ... read a book for once.

  • 51 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 1:41pm

    the reason god made women is because sheep can't cook

  • 54 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:16pm

    Oh yeah, women invented all those things. And I'd take up this webpage's bandwith and then some listing all the shit men created.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 11:54am

    Women are things. No more important to the world than the trash we leave everyday. Anyone think a woman is interesting? Hell no. I would beat the fuck out of any woman who tried to tell me she was anything other than a dumb fucking cunt

  • 41 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 11:25am

    11:10 here. I am not 11:22(2). But if that is on the table we can certainly discuss it.

  • 45 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 11:10am

    10:59 you are now my issue, and yes i would love to handle you!!! Your pal Big Dog

  • 45 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 10:42am

    10:32 please!!! You big bad gangsta!! What are you about 5'5 120 lbs soaking wet and so white your almost fucking translucent!!! Your pal 10:30

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 10:05am

    Hell yeah 10:03! Why do we always have to do all the creative work!

  • 38 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 2:09am

    This is sadly but funniley true

  • 52 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 4:43pm

    I have an iq 37 points higher than einstein, am 23, and I'll be getting my phd in June. I consider myself beyond him, easiy, and am a male. Oh btw, women aren't as smart. Cry all you want, but on average it just isn't true.

  • 50 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:02pm

    I meant 11:30(3) marry me!

  • 52 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 5:14pm

    I dont get this oppression. I'm Irish and I find it quite amusing that women cry the oppression card. Nobody was bitching when they sat around and took care of the house while the guy worked his ass off all day. Also True oppression see the Jews, Blacks and Irish...

  • 44 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 3:27pm

    3:02 you really didn't need to let us all know you're a chauvinist who never gets laid... ;-)

  • 50 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 11:55am

    11:52 is a woman in disguise.

  • 51 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 11:28am

    I would punch a woman in the face if she even hinted that she considered herself my equal.

  • 48 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 10:55am

    10:47 i'm sorry, nah you know what Fuck You!! You pal bipolar!!

  • 45 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 4:01pm

    308 The facts don't lie. You can't deny the handouts and when you can logically explain how constituitionally it makes sense to give a job based solely on their race or gender, then I will respect your point. However you like most can't support a fucking thing drive your caddy and pay with your link card scum bag

  • 44 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 10:28pm

    back to more important things.. 1:47, where are you? I'm ready for this fuck. ;) -1:05

  • 49 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 2:29pm

    this may be the smartest thing anyone has ever said

  • 45 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:01pm

    11:30(2) please marry me!

  • 42 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 11:22am

    ___| |____ / \ / / ( . )( . ) \ \ / / \ / \ \ / \ | Y |

  • 42 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 10:10am

    10:09 here, I didn't realize there were two 10:06's! I meant the secont one. but 10:06(1) what are you agreeing with?

  • 40 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 3:33pm

    too bad fake tits and vaginas aren't as good as dildos.

  • 49 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 5:52pm

    Any woman who thinks taking care of kids is harder than any other job needs a savage beating. That's absolutely ridiculous.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 11:41am

    Birthing children? Ok, then the other half of the credit goes to me for fucking your skank ass. Btw, that's not an invention, it's an act of nature. Though a small minded woman would have a hard time telling the difference

  • 44 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 11:20am

    11:15 where are you at so we can make this happen? -your horny pal 11:10

  • 36 66
    Submitted by quinrwise on May 8, 11 at 2:13am

    Portland oregon!! Way to represent!! Girls, can't live with them, or without them.

  • 48 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 5:25pm

    Women are not inferior, and the simple fact that you would say or think anything like this makes it more apparent that it is you who is inferior. How pathetic of a person do you have to be to actually think a person's worth is measured by their body parts? I'm sorry that you clearly have absolutely no substance or anything to offer anyone else, but that doesn't mean everyone else fits into the same category. Enjoy being alone for the rest of your life.

  • 51 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 11:27am

    Quick! Name one woman inventor! Too hard? That's because women have never made anything of importance.

  • 40 75
    Submitted by Hitlers_Bitch on Jul 25, 10 at 2:03pm

    Damn right

  • 44 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 7:23pm

    same with your penis, so don't get cocky

  • 41 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 10:32am

    Who you beefin wit 10:30? Need to bust a cap in some fool?

  • 45 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 11:22am

    Ps - let me fill your butt with cum too, you filthy slut. - 11:10

  • 40 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 6:23pm

    What's sad about this txt is that, as much as I wish men would disagree, even my bf admits it. Haa.. Sex is everything to men. No doubt.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 5:26pm

    5:14... how ignorant can you be? Working at home, cooking, cleaning, and taking care of children especially is probably harder than almost any other job, especially the work that men did. It's not only physically exhausting, but also mentally taxing.

  • 44 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 11:37am

    No.....really.....women have invented nothing.

  • 37 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 1:41am

    Maybe if women were so great they should've just oppressed men instead of being repressed for thousands of years.

  • 41 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 10:01am

    right on go pokémon!!!

  • 44 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 10:37pm

    7:44 Jesus, are you on the rag or something?

  • 41 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 5:42pm

    5:26.... I'm in Med school for cardiovascular surgery... That's harder than taking care of your little brats.

  • 40 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 11:09am

    11:01, I like the dribbles of jizz you added to your smiley. At least that's what I think they are.

  • 43 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 3:41pm

    pretty sure i know who the OP is. is it really not understandable that i wouldnt want to fuck him if im sick , i mean really.. dumbass.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 11:33am

    Actually wanting to fuck a woman (and women alone) and not want to hear them talk (or, more accurately, whine and bitch) is about as straight as it gets. Fuck women. And ther emotions.

  • 46 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 5:44pm

    You think taking care of kids is harder than neuro science? You're filing retarded, and your inferiority shows.

  • 43 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 3:06pm

    Do you think guys are exceptionally interesting to girls?! Fuck no.

  • 41 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 7:39pm

    "Working at home, cooking, cleaning, and taking care of children especially is probably harder than almost any other job" -- the person who wrote this obviously doesn't have a job. Some bicthes need to be barefoot and pregnant, I'm afraid

  • 41 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 11:56am

    Oh yeah? Some dumb bitch made Kevlar? What have men created? Everything. SuckANiggaDil

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 11:59am

    You know what's better than listening to a woman talk? Beating then raping them

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 11:20am

    Women are boring and stupid. And any woman who thinks they're smarter than a man has to stand back and shut the fuck up. Men have done everything, and all you cunts are only good for one thing: fucking.