oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I got her a Nickelback box set.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
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The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
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You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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