I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
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Sounds like a good night to me
Got way too high and was looking for a trash can, and every time I came across a person I was disappointed to find that they were NOT trash cans.
Glad I didn't try to ram candy wrappers down their throats though.
I don't fuck trash cans. Just your mother.
Fuck you TFLN. This is so lame.
Fucked a dog. Then let it fuck me. Cleaned up the cum and killed it. Happy birthday mom!
i was so relieved when you told me that i wasn't a trash can, i had been fretting about it for some time now.