There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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