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  • 77 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 10:57pm

    that is so unfortunate

  • 67 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 11:54am

    agreed fuckin fake, probably written by a twelve year old.

  • 65 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 12:52pm

    As long as they remain semi amusing I will keep reading, but really, what does having your GF parents behind you have to do with cleaning the shit out of your drawers?

  • 61 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 1:52pm

    Ya most of the prolly are fake....... But what the fuck does it really matter I mean really it's still fucking funny to think about I'm so sick of people going oh you fucking idiot this is fake ..... No fucking shit asshat do you want a cookie! God damn

  • 58 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 10:14pm

    Wow..That really sucks.

  • 55 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 9:46am

    asshat'??? are you 12?

  • 61 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 12:08pm

    Guys like you make it easier for guys like me to get all the pussy we want. Fuck the mom's too! It is easy as not shttin our pants! Thanks dude.

  • 52 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 12:10am

    Farts happen. Considering how often they do, it's likely there will be some unfortunate circumstances.

  • 59 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 11:57pm

    Sorry, this is fucking fake.

  • 53 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 9:33pm

    you sharted in front of your girlfriend's parents! epic fail indeed ...

  • 54 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 9:25pm

    awwwwww shiiit. literally. ha.

  • 54 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 3:42am

    Way to go Keith, you're such a loser!!

  • 54 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 2:58pm

    Shit in ur hand and smear it across there face...

  • 56 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 12:14am

    Way to not make sense. Well done.

  • 59 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 12:06am

    Why is it fake? OMG IT'S SO UNBELIEVABLE THAT SOMEONE MIGHT FOLLOW THROUGH ON A FART. Whatever.

  • 58 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 12:11am

    12:56, if you can read, you'd know it was fake. -11:57.

  • 49 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 3:17am

    While most of the texts on here probably are fakes, they're usually pretty funny, this just sounded OTT trying to be funny.

  • 53 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 12:47pm

    11:57 if you haven't noticed these are all fake.

  • 40 42
    Submitted by santamaria on Jul 26, 10 at 12:14am

    I'm in bed reading these and started silently laughing so hard I shook the bed and woke up the bf...LOL. Thanks for the laugh

  • 50 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 3:03pm

    12:47 oh I've noticed. And now I'm wondering if America is fully filled with dumbasses. Lol. -11:57.

  • 51 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 11:34pm

    Somebody's not getting laid for awhile.

  • 42 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 12:19am

    um... why didn't you just excuse yourself and go to the bathroom (girl here, sorry if that is unreasonable)

  • 39 62
    Submitted by nichole818 on Apr 13, 10 at 10:53pm

    Lmfao.

  • 44 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 3:00am

    Fart in there face and shit in there mouth ..