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  • Ya most of the prolly are fake....... But what the fuck does it really matter I mean really it's still fucking funny to think about I'm so sick of people going oh you fucking idiot this is fake ..... No fucking shit asshat do you want a cookie! God damn

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 1:52pm
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  • that is so unfortunate

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 10:57pm
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  • agreed fuckin fake, probably written by a twelve year old.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 11:54am
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  • As long as they remain semi amusing I will keep reading, but really, what does having your GF parents behind you have to do with cleaning the shit out of your drawers?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 12:52pm
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  • Wow..That really sucks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 10:14pm
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  • asshat'??? are you 12?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 9:46am
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  • Way to go Keith, you're such a loser!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 3:42am
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  • 11:57 if you haven't noticed these are all fake.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 12:47pm
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  • Why is it fake? OMG IT'S SO UNBELIEVABLE THAT SOMEONE MIGHT FOLLOW THROUGH ON A FART. Whatever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 12:06am
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  • Sorry, this is fucking fake.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 11:57pm
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  • While most of the texts on here probably are fakes, they're usually pretty funny, this just sounded OTT trying to be funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 3:17am
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  • Shit in ur hand and smear it across there face...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 2:58pm
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  • awwwwww shiiit. literally. ha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 9:25pm
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  • 12:47 oh I've noticed. And now I'm wondering if America is fully filled with dumbasses. Lol. -11:57.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 3:03pm
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  • I'm in bed reading these and started silently laughing so hard I shook the bed and woke up the bf...LOL. Thanks for the laugh

    Submitted by santamaria on Jul 26, 10 at 12:14am
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  • Guys like you make it easier for guys like me to get all the pussy we want. Fuck the mom's too! It is easy as not shttin our pants! Thanks dude.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 12:08pm
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  • 12:56, if you can read, you'd know it was fake. -11:57.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 12:11am
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  • Way to not make sense. Well done.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 12:14am
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  • Somebody's not getting laid for awhile.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 11:34pm
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  • you sharted in front of your girlfriend's parents! epic fail indeed ...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 9:33pm
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  • Fart in there face and shit in there mouth ..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 3:00am
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  • um... why didn't you just excuse yourself and go to the bathroom (girl here, sorry if that is unreasonable)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 12:19am
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  • Farts happen. Considering how often they do, it's likely there will be some unfortunate circumstances.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 12:10am
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  • Lmfao.

    Submitted by nichole818 on Apr 13, 10 at 10:53pm
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