I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
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Ya most of the prolly are fake....... But what the fuck does it really matter I mean really it's still fucking funny to think about I'm so sick of people going oh you fucking idiot this is fake ..... No fucking shit asshat do you want a cookie! God damn
that is so unfortunate
agreed fuckin fake, probably written by a twelve year old.
Wow..That really sucks.
asshat'??? are you 12?
As long as they remain semi amusing I will keep reading, but really, what does having your GF parents behind you have to do with cleaning the shit out of your drawers?
Way to go Keith, you're such a loser!!
11:57 if you haven't noticed these are all fake.
Why is it fake? OMG IT'S SO UNBELIEVABLE THAT SOMEONE MIGHT FOLLOW THROUGH ON A FART. Whatever.
Sorry, this is fucking fake.
Guys like you make it easier for guys like me to get all the pussy we want. Fuck the mom's too! It is easy as not shttin our pants! Thanks dude.
I'm in bed reading these and started silently laughing so hard I shook the bed and woke up the bf...LOL. Thanks for the laugh
Shit in ur hand and smear it across there face...
While most of the texts on here probably are fakes, they're usually pretty funny, this just sounded OTT trying to be funny.
awwwwww shiiit. literally. ha.
12:47 oh I've noticed. And now I'm wondering if America is fully filled with dumbasses. Lol.
Way to not make sense. Well done.
12:56, if you can read, you'd know it was fake.
Somebody's not getting laid for awhile.
you sharted in front of your girlfriend's parents! epic fail indeed ...
Fart in there face and shit in there mouth ..
Farts happen. Considering how often they do, it's likely there will be some unfortunate circumstances.
um... why didn't you just excuse yourself and go to the bathroom (girl here, sorry if that is unreasonable)