On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
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