You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
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hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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