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  • 64 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 9:58am

    Lesbos use toys big fat dildos not small mini ones!

  • 62 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 9:29am

    ^ginormous douche bag.

  • 60 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 1:21am

    It's been fun, but I think we've pretty much mined this vein out. I tried my best to entertain and spread the LULZ, but I'm afraid that this is it for me.

  • 57 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 9:06am

    hahaha good joke 8:06!! not.

  • 59 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 8:56am

    Who ever said size doesn't matter has a small dick! Size does matter If you can't feel it how could it feel good

  • 63 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 7:37pm

    This was in FML book. Fake.

  • 61 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 9:30am

    9:15am...made me laugh more than the text.

  • 62 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 1:15am

    Ha. But hey, you are getting dinner, and as long as he can use it well, does size really matter?

  • 53 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 6:54am

    Shame. This site has lost its way. It's "texts from last night" not "texts from yesterday afternoon too clever by half." c'mon, admin.

  • 59 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 11:23am

    Prepare to be thrown down a well and use the lotion. Skin sews better that way.

  • 57 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 10:18am

    Is he a midgit..or are you a midgit?

  • 67 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 4:09am

    no i know this person lol

  • 55 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 11:13am

    MidgEt, you dumbfuck.

  • 51 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 10:02pm

    The bigger the better

  • 47 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 7:52am

    yippie yi yayyy....mini sirloin burgers!!!

  • 55 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 6:07am

    he's trying to tell you you're putting on weight, you only need like half of what you eat.

  • 51 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 7:26am

    Aw, he might be worried he's feeding you to much.

  • 49 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 2:52am

    maybe hes just poor and can only afford mini things

  • 48 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 9:31am

    hey 9:29. it was a joke...who dumpped sand in your man-gina this morning???

  • 49 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 9:15am

    hey, i am hung like a baby.... 8lbs, 21 inches....

  • 48 60
    Submitted by jensy1205 on Dec 20, 10 at 2:58pm

    Haha hilarious

  • 47 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 1:51am

    he probably just thinks you're fat

  • 49 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 1:17am

    lulz. baby dick t-minus 3 hours

  • 43 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 6:40am

    Stupid cunt, just be grateful a man is cooking for you BEFORE he's fucked you.

  • 45 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 2:40am

    this text made me laugh

  • 45 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 6:59pm

    9:58-- not all of 'em

  • 52 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 8:06am

    He's preparing you for HIS mini-corndog!

  • 46 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 9:39am

    8:56 tell that to the lesbos

  • 35 55
    Submitted by touchmybutt on Apr 28, 11 at 10:50pm

    This is so funny!