Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
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Lesbos use toys big fat dildos not small mini ones!
^ginormous douche bag.
Who ever said size doesn't matter has a small dick! Size does matter If you can't feel it how could it feel good
Prepare to be thrown down a well and use the lotion. Skin sews better that way.
Shame. This site has lost its way. It's "texts from last night" not "texts from yesterday afternoon too clever by half." c'mon, admin.
yippie yi yayyy....mini sirloin burgers!!!
Ha. But hey, you are getting dinner, and as long as he can use it well, does size really matter?
hahaha good joke 8:06!!
This was in FML book.
It's been fun, but I think we've pretty much mined this vein out. I tried my best to entertain and spread the LULZ, but I'm afraid that this is it for me.
The bigger the better
9:15am...made me laugh more than the text.
Aw, he might be worried he's feeding you to much.
Is he a midgit..or are you a midgit?
MidgEt, you dumbfuck.
8:56 tell that to the lesbos
hey, i am hung like a baby....
8lbs, 21 inches....
Stupid cunt, just be grateful a man is cooking for you BEFORE he's fucked you.
maybe hes just poor and can only afford mini things
he's trying to tell you you're putting on weight, you only need like half of what you eat.
He's preparing you for HIS mini-corndog!
this text made me laugh
he probably just thinks you're fat
no i know this person lol
9:58-- not all of 'em
hey 9:29. it was a joke...who dumpped sand in your man-gina this morning???
lulz. baby dick t-minus 3 hours
This is so funny!