Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
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Lesbos use toys big fat dildos not small mini ones!
^ginormous douche bag.
Ha. But hey, you are getting dinner, and as long as he can use it well, does size really matter?
Who ever said size doesn't matter has a small dick! Size does matter If you can't feel it how could it feel good
yippie yi yayyy....mini sirloin burgers!!!
Shame. This site has lost its way. It's "texts from last night" not "texts from yesterday afternoon too clever by half." c'mon, admin.
Prepare to be thrown down a well and use the lotion. Skin sews better that way.
hahaha good joke 8:06!!
The bigger the better
This was in FML book.
It's been fun, but I think we've pretty much mined this vein out. I tried my best to entertain and spread the LULZ, but I'm afraid that this is it for me.
9:15am...made me laugh more than the text.
Aw, he might be worried he's feeding you to much.
maybe hes just poor and can only afford mini things
Is he a midgit..or are you a midgit?
this text made me laugh
MidgEt, you dumbfuck.
Stupid cunt, just be grateful a man is cooking for you BEFORE he's fucked you.
8:56 tell that to the lesbos
he's trying to tell you you're putting on weight, you only need like half of what you eat.
hey, i am hung like a baby....
8lbs, 21 inches....
He's preparing you for HIS mini-corndog!
no i know this person lol
he probably just thinks you're fat
9:58-- not all of 'em
hey 9:29. it was a joke...who dumpped sand in your man-gina this morning???
lulz. baby dick t-minus 3 hours
This is so funny!