I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
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i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
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I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
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