She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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