The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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