i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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