his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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