No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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