my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
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You suck at being a women. A sound like a terrible terrible person
A pity...I love to suck cock...going down a girl tho, not so much fun...(I'm a bi girl)
That's no fun I love a girl that will take a shot to the mouth I don't dig a girl that don't go down
@ 12:42- not a real woman? seriously? what if a guy doesn't go down on a girl for 3 months, is he not a real man anymore?
i wasn't aware that it took having a dick in your mouth to be considered female.
You must not be from California because Cali girls can't go 3 DAYS without gobbling some goop.
Damn. You need to get sucking, lady. I don't like cum guzzling dumpster whores but even I think you need to have cock in your mouth. I'll say you have nice self control though.
woah you are so ridiculous, I don't know if I should laugh a cry.. You are NOT a real woman
Genius! Please be lesbian.
Cause she thinks it's funny if she's a fucktard. Even though it's only funny to the mods...
Your a bitch. It's women like you that make the world the shittiest place to be
You suck bitch, the world doesn't need or want you so maybe you should just go away or something
haha Rolla, really I love my school!
If it's not a chick- you suck one cock, you're a cocksucker.
If it is a chick, that's a damn shame.
really three 5 mafia? how about we add 1 more, its three 6 mafia dumbass
most of you people are idiots... if he or she chooses to suck a dick so be it, if not who the fuck cares? its not your dick!!!
Fuck u prude. I'd ram it down your throat.
Who is the "first" person? Idiot.
Sad point in her life to celebrate
Prolly wants a party to cheer up...
You're bragging about that? So, your frigid and uptight then? Not interested:(
They still make girls like you?
I'm on an iPhone so someone please tell me this was a chick!!! Sad Still if it is! Why would a girl NOT suck dick! It's awesome foreplay! It gets me going and very wet just giving good head! Oh well, to each their own I guess.
If your a chick, since your in the 573 area code, I need my dick sucked.
Also a celebration of her 3 years of being single......
It doesn't. But there is. Direct correlation between the quality and quantity of head received and the amount of emotional feces we will put up with. Just sayin'.
Thanks for nothing, OP.
Only if you were single during those three years, or if your guy did something to REALLY piss you off is that maybe ok *hits person in face with newspaper* bad.
wow. i think i'm gonna start my own countdown. that's awesome.
psht. a terrible wife? no. sucking cock is one of the worst things ever. I wish that my boyfriend would let me go that long without doing it. eh.
You're in my area code....I would totally love to give you this European Monstrasosity in your mouth allllllllll night long.
This guy thinks you need to suck some dick!!!
You should be not allowed to marry by law for this!
nooo why would you do that to yourself?
**three years, my bad
three 5 mafia! Is that a lame attempt at a joke?
when you're as ugly as you are, you need to be sucking a lot of dick, so get to it
just shows that some fish should be left to die alone in the sea
10:10, 12:21, and 1:34 should go scissor each other while watching an ellen marathon
Agrees with 12:21!!! You go!!
@ 3:24 -- I got something you can suck
three 5 mafia immortalized the greatness of blowjobs, by the hook "i love having sex, but i'd rather get some head"
you homo....when are you going to give up anal sex?
all u "women" saying that shes not one because she doesnt suck dick are sooo stupid. honestly just because u have low self worth and let guys shovethere dirty dicks in ur mouth doesnt make u a women it makes u a cum dumpster. honestly the guys are using you for the pleasure ur not some kind of super women
This is not a reason to party but a reason to mourn.
lol ya know i bet the only ones who said this was bad are guys lmao!. you go! :D
This makes me embarrassed to be a woman-if you are one. Perhaps if u r a window its ok too.
There's few things I hate more than girls who say they hate giving head. WHYYy would u hate it? Guys love it and how can u not just love the cock? Its amazing. Deepthroat with small gag reflex and the guys won't stop calling-beleive me!!
DESERTERS WILL BE SHOT!!
Yes it's your decision but I hate you for it.
No ass straight head. Bitch I'm runnin from the Feds.