sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
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I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
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Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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