spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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