Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
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I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
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He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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