? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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