I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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