ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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