I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
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i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
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The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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