When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
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...how is it ok to ask your parents about how they lost their virginity.
that would honestly terrify me and I would NOT want to know.
Haha omfg. It's called therapy. Get some.
why would you tell your kids about how you lost your virginity??
umm i just feel badly about this one
You can't lie to them and tell them a better version of the story?
north jersey is amazing lol
this makes me a bit sad.
Now that i think about it...thats how i sorta lost mine too.
I am SOOOOOOOOOO glad I lost my virginity before myspace!!!!
Be sure to include something about a "magic potion" called "vodka".
Oh the glory days of MySpace and all the pussy it got me.
wow, this person isnt a loser at all....
ohh myspace... and the after effects on life... :-X
seriously, who the fuck tells their kids?!
this is how my butt cherry was popped lol
REPPIN NORTH JERSEY!! haha
p.p.s. i'm pretty sure charges can be filed for this.
I used to call it vagina space me and my friend would go hunting every week
butt cherry 5:47??! SICK.
p.s. you were raped? cool?
i can't even imagine asking my parents that. why would anyone even want to know that?
SOMETHING THAT ONLY HAPPENS IN JERSEY! lol
Just kidding. :D
lol--that's pretty much what happened to me--'cept there was no raping (just sayin'), nor alcohol involved.
you lost your virginity to someone off of myspace...? maybe you shouldn't reproduce
ahaha north jersey for the winn<3
Stay classy North Jersey, lmao.
she wasnt raped fucking douche.
Bhahahaha this happened to me to XD