When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
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why would you tell your kids about how you lost your virginity??
Haha omfg. It's called therapy. Get some.
...how is it ok to ask your parents about how they lost their virginity.
that would honestly terrify me and I would NOT want to know.
umm i just feel badly about this one
You can't lie to them and tell them a better version of the story?
Oh the glory days of MySpace and all the pussy it got me.
this makes me a bit sad.
I am SOOOOOOOOOO glad I lost my virginity before myspace!!!!
north jersey is amazing lol
Be sure to include something about a "magic potion" called "vodka".
Now that i think about it...thats how i sorta lost mine too.
wow, this person isnt a loser at all....
REPPIN NORTH JERSEY!! haha
this is how my butt cherry was popped lol
seriously, who the fuck tells their kids?!
ohh myspace... and the after effects on life... :-X
p.s. you were raped? cool?
p.p.s. i'm pretty sure charges can be filed for this.
I used to call it vagina space me and my friend would go hunting every week
i can't even imagine asking my parents that. why would anyone even want to know that?
butt cherry 5:47??! SICK.
ahaha north jersey for the winn<3
SOMETHING THAT ONLY HAPPENS IN JERSEY! lol
Just kidding. :D
lol--that's pretty much what happened to me--'cept there was no raping (just sayin'), nor alcohol involved.
you lost your virginity to someone off of myspace...? maybe you shouldn't reproduce
she wasnt raped fucking douche.
Bhahahaha this happened to me to XD
Stay classy North Jersey, lmao.