i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
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I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
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I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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