For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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